Landon

Though he’s a good friend he will always follow you and make sure you are never at peace. Annoying annoying

Person 1: oh my god Landon is so annoying.

Person 2: yeah hope he dies

by Titty waffle December 7, 2022

Landon Stewart

Slayed the pus as a wee lad. Now has no finger prints left. Thumbs salmon at the boat. On page 69 in Guinness book of world record for longest scotum hanging from tighty whiteys on the Columbia river. He once went black but now he’s back.

Landon Stewart did the good the bad and the ugly sometimes two at a time.

by Celibateandmarriedfuck December 8, 2022

Landon day

A fun guy to be around and is 100% will be a millionaire

Man that kid is a Landon day

by JamesSmith34 January 7, 2023

Landon Everette Pillatzki

Landon Everette Pillatzki is the most popular guy in school he gets any girl that sees him everyone wants to be like him it's insane I can't even comprehend what it would be like to be like Landon Everette Pillatzki I could only dream and anyone reading this will never be as athletic, good looking, better in bed, better kisser, etc... So don't even dream about it because it'll never happen

Girl 1. Landon Everette Pillatzki is the most perfect person I've ever met

Girl 2. I would leave my boyfriend for him anytime

Girl 1. Same

Million other girls. I want him

by Theman5566777 July 12, 2023

Landon

A name

Hi, Landon

by REEERTTTRE August 7, 2023

Landon

the term "Landon" refers to a fat fuck who sucks at everything

Landon is such a fucking loser and he should kill himself

by aassddadaadada August 19, 2023

Landon

He’s a guy you need in your life.He’s protective, caring ,and romantic.He doesn’t want anyone but you,he reassures you everyday.

“I need a Landon in my life”

by ilovemyman..<3 September 4, 2023