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surface dive

to propell yourself up out of the water as far as you can, done by pushing off the bottom of a body of water or swimming up as fast as possible.
“they wished without hope that their hero would surface dive up to them.” (Beowulf, after the fight with Grendel's mother)
by pthomas625 November 22, 2007
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Scuba Diving

When a guy slides a hand down his pants without realizing it. Normally happens while watching T.V.
Hey bro my girlfriend is coming over, will you make sure your not scuba diving in front of her like you always do.
by teitezzy January 3, 2011
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shoe dive

when a white person gets tricked by a black person in a game of pork chop and falls face first while yelling.

this word was created by me when my friend was tricked while yelling shoes.

also related to shoe diver
Man he shoe dived so hard","Yeah hes such a shoe diver.
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munch diving

the act of indulging in an article of food such as you would with pussy if you were muff diving
"damn im hungry. Lets go be a schosid and get a salad so we can go munch diving."
by billy basket weaver July 26, 2008
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scubba diving

where you shuv your tonge up a womens fanny
i went scubba diving yestrdy =D w00t
by jako_and_adam May 15, 2007
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Dumpster diving

Dumpster diving is when you are providing oral services for a female with a particularly fishy disposition
Dude 1: Dude why does your face smell like bad cooch?
Dude 2: Oh yea man I just finished dumpster diving Lindsay Lohan
by bzerkap April 10, 2015
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Suicide Dive

Like regular skydiving, except one (or more) person(s) jump out of the plane with no parachute. They rely on someone else with a parachute on the plane to jump after them and catch them before...
Black-guy: "Yo, you heard 'bout Timmy? Heard he died sky diving."
White-guy: "Yeah, I was there too. He was doing a suicide dive. When Timmy jumped, no one caught him in time"
Black-guy:"White people"
by ogDICKDICKSON December 3, 2018
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