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British teen

British teen: Sniff sniff there goes my GCSE’s
by Shiteonastick January 11, 2020
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British Shorthair

A british shorhair is a cat breed originating from the UK. it has a soft Grey/white/tan fur and it's often compared to a plush. The british shorthair was also the inspiration by the "Cheshire cat" in Alice in Wonderland
Guy1: What breed is the Cheshire cat in Alice in Wonderland?
Guy2: Oh that right there is a British Shorthair
by LavaGoatRabbit April 17, 2018
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British moustache

After a girl with braces is done giving you head, pieces of pubic hair pertrude from the braces when she smiles.
Man, Susan gave me head the other night. When she tried to kiss me I noticed her british moustache. Shit was nasty.
by Hentlex August 22, 2019
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british hotdog

It's a hot dog, but it's British
"Ugh, Paddington is such an Anglophile, of course he'd order a British Hotdog"
by Hutdogmcgee January 9, 2018
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british glass

shit. specifically dog shit on the ground.
watch out, don't step on that pile of british glass on the lawn.
by eazy.collective March 13, 2014
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selective britishness

As stated before, a good example of English Selective Britishness is the use of country names in wins/losses in sport (England won, Britain lost/Britain won, Scotland lost)... Yet it works both ways!

For example, in a recent Televised poll, many (NOT all, I'm not generalising!) Scots said they want all ties to be cut from England, to preserve Scottish heritage etc... Yet these same people expect Scottish TV presenters etc. to remain presenting English TV!?
Scotland is currently still part of Britain, hence their own ability to display traits of Selective Britishness... That's not to say England isn't guilty!

Let's keep Britain firmly in place... it means more public holidays for both countries! :D
by gratedraindrop February 21, 2007
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pro-british

I am a pro-british.
by anhminh1232002 November 26, 2010
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