John

A man hoe who likes peepee

"lol, what a John"

by Kiwikick June 19, 2019

John

A boy who sounds like Elmo but he’s funny And micky mouse his friends love him tho

Ah ha ha it’s John aka micky mouse

by Ah ha ha August 3, 2019

John

John is an overweight fuck that will eat literally anything for money and even for free, his meals mainly consist of a diet specifically made for Johns, donuts are the main course and soda is the beverage

The John:are you going to eat that.

by Mydadleft August 17, 2019

John

Loves skittles

“Why is that person chasing Ivan?”
“You mean John? Yeah he’s chasing Ivan because he has skittles”

by AnonymousBellaFromH2O August 30, 2019

John

A really tall guy in ROTC

Johns really tall

by Guy 2312 September 27, 2019

John

Asshole, bitch, legally blind, DID I MENTION ASSHOLE

John is an asshole

by Bronnon October 3, 2019

John

Peach licking cunt

John is a peach licking cunt

by TiberiousOW April 6, 2017