John

Usually a boy with brown hair. You are soooooooooooooooooooooooo funny and love red cars. Sometimes you can put yourself before others but you are a tiger when it comes to standing up for others. You will own a Ferrari and will marry a girl named Susan. You hate running sports but will play football. You will like John!

Is that John in that red car?

by Hermione_Hogwarts1111 April 19, 2019

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A really tall guy in ROTC

Johns really tall

by Guy 2312 September 27, 2019

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Asshole, bitch, legally blind, DID I MENTION ASSHOLE

John is an asshole

by Bronnon October 3, 2019

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A boy who sounds like Elmo but he’s funny And micky mouse his friends love him tho

Ah ha ha it’s John aka micky mouse

by Ah ha ha August 3, 2019

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John is an overweight fuck that will eat literally anything for money and even for free, his meals mainly consist of a diet specifically made for Johns, donuts are the main course and soda is the beverage

The John:are you going to eat that.

by Mydadleft August 17, 2019

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