Tater

A complete dumbass who has no sense of anything.

Mitchell is a tater

by Its_mitch_m8 March 31, 2020

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tater thot

A bigger girl with curves who is sex positive and knows how to curve men. A girl who is not insecure about her size and embraces it to attract sexual partners.

Lizzo is such a tater thot, she knows how to work her body to make men work for her.

If a man likes a girl with lots of curves, he's hunting for a tater thot.

by rasputinsavagesupreme August 20, 2020

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tater trooper

dressing up potatoes to make a Star Wars style storm trooper from Mr. Potato Head pieces.

I was so bored last night, i made my own tater trooper army.
tater potato head trooper

by Defcon_adx November 18, 2012

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Zipper Tater

Hot woman of Asian decent.

Lucy Lui is one hot Zipper Tater.

by Tater1 October 30, 2011

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An hideously obese bull headed middle aged woman with a bowl cut. An extremely loud specimen, She will grumble loudly about her flapping vagina and gaping poo and semen crusted anus. They are ferel creatures with a diet consisting of methamphetamines fake Mexican oxy 30's and the Ben and Jerry's ice cream you just purchased for your girlfriend.

WARNING: A Tater hog is not your friend she is a parasite living on your raw butter, ice cream and your dope.

Signs you might have a tater hog:The overwhelming smell of cat piss and kitty poop as she is incapable of taking care of her pets or cleaning a litterbox, used poo covered turkey basters strewn about the room due to her compulsive obsession with shooting melted butter and methamphetamine up her massive gaping asshole, and of course things you own turning up missing almost every time you leave the house. Also refered to as a swamp donkey, usually named tyilesha or something similar.

That fucking tater hog got my dope again?!

by Taintpoker November 1, 2023

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