Turner

A Tuner is the most amazing person you will ever meet. He is so good in bed he has a horse sized cock and will show you what a fun time looks like. He will spread your legs open and then fill you up with his white cream.

Jamie: omg whys turners cock so big?
Turner: It’s because I’m a Turner duh.
Jamie: we’ll then give it to me right now!

by Jsuevehdud March 6, 2023

Giggle Turner

The act of a giggling with out actually making any noise.

While I was on the phone with her I knew she was Giggle Turnering due to the long pause.

by JB11RX November 1, 2011

Tike Turner

cockney slang for earner

securing the bag with a higher purpose

smooth operator, money maker, spiritual lyricist

flew to the uk for a quick tike turner for these verses.

just made a quick tike turner on the races

by indelible ink April 4, 2022

Dan Turner

An absolute CHAD. Towers over humans at a staggering height of 6’5”, looking down on all who step in his path. His height is only second to his sarcasm
Plays Warhammer with his autistic friend, and his girlfriends name is spoken in whispers...

Guy 1: Have you seen Dan Turner lately?
Guy 2: Yeah he’s such a Chad

Guy 3: I wish I could be as tall as Dan Turner

by Adz15110gay November 13, 2019

paris turner

cutest person ever

you are paris turner

by goodbouncy November 5, 2023

Alex Turner

A lad that used to be cool and wrote frantic songs back in the day.
A cunt nowadays.

A: Dude, Alex Turner is so cool
B: He was in 2006

by Leprosy420 February 13, 2018

Turnering

When someone raises money for a place for live music/ music artists by playing on youtube and doing virtual music gigs online.

Frank is going to be turnering tonight on youtube.

by Iamagardener February 11, 2021