Trousers

A more interesting way of expressing the badness of a thing - an alternative form of pants. Quite useful in that it lends itself better to the alternate forms "trousered" and "trousery", whereas "pantsy" and "pantsed" are a little nasty to pronounce.

UK folk may argue that pants are worn beneath trousers or skirts, or indeed just worn on their own but lowered somewhat for porn-surfing, and that therefore this is a crock. But they're wrong.

Dave: My cat died last night.
Al: Ah, that's trousers man!

Employee: Dear boss, I can't come into work today because I'm feeling somewhat trousery. My Blackberry will be on if you need me.

I tried to recover some sectors on my hard drive today, now it's *completely* trousered.

by NaughtyJim October 30, 2010

troseth

anything related to never getting laid, or having a foot fetish

" No way he got any, that troseth."

by Idubs September 23, 2008

baggy trousers

it is another word for a condom

(Dont forget ya baggy trousers)

by itsmeeeeee February 27, 2007

trouser snake

a penis which is in your pants

Let the model see you trouser snake.
That bitch wants to suck my trouser snake.

by The Clit Master May 13, 2005

Trouser Snaked

also from the first definition their is a manuver that may be performed in a kind of drunken stupidity. First you find a unsuspecting victim(preferrably a young girl) sitting on a park bench. You enrage your trouser snake until it grows in size,then you are ready to vigorously massage your wild breast til it is ready to spit its venom then you run up on your victim and shoot troser snake venom all over your victim. While running away in your glory and triumph you are supposed to say "you just got trouser snaked."

Little micheal trouser snaked all over susan's brand new party dress.

by Norwegan Heat September 16, 2008

trousle

a trousle is when you accidently fuck an asian kid in the ass.

Oh shit i just trousled someone. Gimme trousle now!!! etc.

by I trousle for fun August 18, 2017

Trowse

When one shits ones self at an inopportune time, for example in the middle of a work day.

Fuck, I just Trowsed. Can I go home?

by Goat Aids January 24, 2011