Toasted Burrito

The act of one toasting a burrito occurs during the re-lubrication phase of coitus. When the female vagina becomes sore and dry due to dead-fish syndrome, the only remedy is to toast her burrito. Instead of applying the standard KY or astroglide intimate lubrication, a swift exchange for Vick's vapor rub and a fast dive to home base will ensure a successful toasted burrito.

Kelsey is walking weird since Eddie gave her a toasted burrito last night.

by Faster Eddie March 28, 2011

toasted marshmallow

A sexual act in which a man (or men) has sex with a woman while she poops on his dick.

"Dude, Sophie gave me a toasted marshmallow last night"

It can also be used in the past tense verb form, like "Dude, Sophie toasted my marshmallow last night".

by wutangkillabeezonaswarm March 23, 2009

French Toast

Egging someone else's property, usually a car, then covering it with slices of bread, and leaving it in the sun. The sun cooks the eggs, baking the bread and ruining the car. Hence, french toast.

The Principal gave me detention the other day, so me and Pablo French Toasted his car.

by Hodge329 November 1, 2008

toast points

When you cut a slice of bread in half diagonally, you have just created toast points.
Or, it's the way of keeping track of who is winning the famed and glorious toast competition.

Whoa, hoooooooo that's not bread....those are toast points!

by Joe Gaal November 4, 2003

wet toast

A piece of toast that has been ejaculated on by many males, to be consumed by whoever shot the smallest load.

Boudreau had a nice feast of wet toast.

by Ted McCall May 3, 2004

Dumb As Toast

A reference to one who is quite intellegent, but slow in the brain department.
Sometimes is not up with the new lingo.

"Man, i'd tap that guy so fast."
"You'd what that guy?"
"Man Jess, you're as dumb as toast."
"Fo sho."

by Julian R. October 12, 2005

Texas Toast

A person subjected to execution by use of the electric chair.

The next guy in line on Death Row is soon to be Texas Toast.

Guy 1: "Did you hear about that murderer?"

Guy 2: "Yeah, convicted. He's Texas Toast now!"

by dexi March 1, 2010