crying toad

When someone is sad and crying . Could describe someone who is coming on their period

Please be nice to be , I ’m a crying toad today .

by Amme nna February 21, 2024

Toads

The worst creatures to have ever been discovered. He is the worst because he lies to Mario that Princess Peach is in another castle.

PETA, I actually need you, can you destroy the Toads.

by Power476 December 19, 2020

toad punch

When you spit a massive green grog from your throat and you spit it in your fine lady's asshole and punch it in with your meat sword

Excuse me miss May I toad punch my covid toad in your hershey highway?

by Jalopy December 22, 2022

Toad

When your team mate give you a massive tow down the back straight of the Formula 1 Crypto.com Miami Grand Prix

"Bro you just gave me a massive Toad down that back straight"*🔥in increasingly raspy voice🔥*

by Massive Dyslexic September 23, 2024

Toad Bean

A dumbass with a face that looks like a bean.

Jared Leto: Yagagagagagleeleekuku banana
Mario: oh my god you're being such a Toad Bean!

by Get a Load of Toad October 26, 2022

Toad suck bucks

A slogan sometimes worn on T-shirts by rent boys in low end areas of tourist towns like Las Vegas, L.A. & New York.

I'm wearing my Toad Suck Bucks tank tonight. I will make bank.

by venuswentaway June 7, 2024

Toad

A person who is being an idiot or acting in a non-sensical way

This guy is so annoying! What a toad!

by Mellyjae March 18, 2019