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MY HEART’S A SEIZIN, MY LUNGS A WHEEZIN

When a mid evil peasant eats a nice loaf of rye bread and when HOLY SHIT I’M BLASTING OUT OF BOTH ENDS! MY HEART’S A SEIZIN, MY LUNGS A WHEEZIN, THE FUCKING WALLS ARE MELTING?! I CAN HEAR SATAN’S VOICE! HE’S TELLING ME TO… INVEST IN APPLE?? WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?! WHY DOES HE WANT ME TO BUY APPLES?!
Yo dude where did the rye bread go?”

MY HEART’S A SEIZIN, MY LUNGS A WHEEZIN!
by GenosCyborg September 4, 2023
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Trump Lung
An appropriate nickname for CoViD-19, aka the novel coronavirus that has led to a worldwide pandemic. Named after Trump to mark his monumental malfeasance which will result in at least hundreds of thousands of deaths in the U.S.
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Person who can smoke a whole cigarette in one toke
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lung diluting

When you take in smoke then a regular breath and hold it till it’s completely diluted. When you blow it out it just looks like air.
I had to smoke inside so I was lung diluting it.

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"cor look a' the size of that lung muncher gi'us a two's"
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MA LUNG

LIVING IN THIS BIG CITY, THE NEW KID ON THE BLOCK FACED MA LUNG DESTINY DAY BY DAY
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daddy lung

A word used to describe the og discordian
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