A hoodie which is purchased or chosen specifically to be stolen by a girlfriend to protect hoodies which are are desired not to be stolen.
Decoy Hoodies are typically left behind at a girlfriend's place intentionally, or left in plain view with ample opportunity for the "theft"
Decoy Hoodies are typically left behind at a girlfriend's place intentionally, or left in plain view with ample opportunity for the "theft"
Things are starting to get serious with Jess, so I bought and distressed a decoy hoodie for her to steal from me
by TheSlovenian March 16, 2025
Get the Decoy Hoodiemug. by Unicorn badger December 31, 2024
Get the Hoodiemug. ( Martha and Nora are both wearing hoodies)
Martha: " You look so funny in that hoodie! ( @ Nora) "
Katie: " Hahahahahahahahahaha! "
Nora: " Excuse me, I am not a mirror, Martha. "
( Martha walks away with Katie, mad. )
Martha: " You look so funny in that hoodie! ( @ Nora) "
Katie: " Hahahahahahahahahaha! "
Nora: " Excuse me, I am not a mirror, Martha. "
( Martha walks away with Katie, mad. )
by TweezerCAT5221 October 30, 2018
Get the hoodiemug. by Hoodies day April 29, 2021
Get the Hoodie sweats and forces day.mug. National give your wife your hoodie day means that you should give your hoodie away to your wife. You should try it! She will love it
Friend: do you know what day it is today? Did u remember to give it away?
Me: ofc i did! I will never forget National give your wife your hoodie day again
Me: ofc i did! I will never forget National give your wife your hoodie day again
by Elise Mariella Holmstad March 31, 2021
Get the National give your wife your hoodiemug. National hoodie day is on the 10th November 2020. Whether you hate the person or not if they ask you gotta give :)
She: hey can i have a hoodie
he: urgh i hate you but i have to because it hoodie day
she: thank youuuuu
he: urgh i hate you but i have to because it hoodie day
she: thank youuuuu
by Hdkaoajdc November 9, 2020
Get the Hoodie Daymug. 