Tumblr Teacher

One of the coolest teachers you will ever meet. They know all the memes going around and will often show them during class. This type of teacher gets along with the students very well because he has the same mindset. He/she will often dress very fashionably.

"Omg I have the funniest math teacher!! I'm class he kept telling us all these hilarious jokes. Do you know him?"

"No, but he sounds like a Tumblr Teacher."

by kkcool32 May 18, 2015

science teacher

Do you ever look up and ur science teacher just like staring at you and he reminds you of an angry hawk so then you have to try not to laugh, but you also have to try not to cry cause you were just texting your friend and you know its impossible, but maybe just maybe he’s half robot and can see my computer screen through the back of my computer, and you think your gonna get yelled at?

person 1: "Bro don't look up."
person 2: "Why not?"
person 1: "the science teacher is staring you down."

by futurerlyhotmilf853 February 18, 2022

teacher alert

The thing stupid kids in second grade say when the scout they picked sees the teacher coming back to the room from a shit loud enough for the teacher to hear them, defeating the purpose of being sneaky.

John: hey billy be our scout!
Billy: okay

(5 minutes pass)
Billy: TEACHER ALERT, TEACHER ALERT!

by The real Sid Vicious November 14, 2019

substitute teachers

the best kind of teacher to annoy the hell out of

You should've been there! We threw papers, pencils..all over the place. We asked stupid questions like "Why is the sky blue" and crawled all over the floor. The substitute teacher couldn't do shit about it! ~ (Dirge)

by Dirge February 13, 2005

Teachers Crotch

The area above the vagina, but under the belly button. The lower stomach. Teachers crotch appears/happens, when middle aged women raise their waistline. Thus a pouch or sac is exposed.

Dude, she was standing there with "teachers crotch" just blazing in the sun!

by withee74 July 10, 2009

student teacher

A person that is going into the teaching profession that must first adhere to an extensive amount of work dealing with kids that don't consider you as a teacher, but more like a big brother. They get paid nothing and often have to do more work than a teacher.

"Have you met the new student teacher from MSU?"

by Kyle d k May 30, 2008

teacher's wordplay

A joke made by school teacher with the aim of threatening his/her pupils in a stylish manner. These jokes fall flat on their face 100% of the time and only result in the class taking the teacher even less seriously. This disciplinary technique was pretty much outdated before they even started using it, yet still it is resorted to by teachers across the globe who can't control a class for shit.

Examples of teacher's wordplay:

Teacher: "OK, I can see we're having a lovely discussion here... perhaps you can come back and continue your lovely discussion at lunchtime!"
Pupils: "Ha, good one sir."

Teacher: "Right, if you keep talking, you'll be talking your self into a detention."
Pupils: "Ouch, that was cold blooded, sir."

Teacher: "Well, you're all chatting away, so you must all be finished! I guess it's time I set you some extra work!"
Pupils: "Ha, excellent wordplay, sir."

Teacher: "Odd, I asked for silence, but that's not my idea of silence."
Pupils: "I bet it isn't, sir!"

Teacher: "You haven't quite got the hang of being quiet. Maybe we can come back at lunchtime and practice it?"
Pupil: "Ha-de-fucking-ha, sir."

by Atomik Spongface August 14, 2008