Toyota Tacoma

A smallish pickup truck built by Toyota. Its superior longitudinally-mounted 3.5-Liter V6 engine allows it to utterly stomp any Chevrolet/GMC, Ford, or Dodge/Ram truck that it may encounter. Its only worthy rival is the Nissan Frontier.

GM Driver: "Did you see that?! That guy's Toyota Tacoma passed me like I was standing still! Also this POS I'm driving blew another head gasket!"

Dodge Driver: "Despite my 100 horsepower advantage, this barge of mine is easy prey for Tacomas because it weighs so damn much."

Ford Driver: "But muh E-co-bewst"

Nissan Driver: "Sweet ride, my dude."

by ZoomZoom69 December 3, 2018

Kentucky Fried Taco Hut

A combination KFC, Taco Bell and Pizza Hut all sharing the same building and drive thru.

I want pizza, I want a taco, I want a bucket of Chicken. We better find the closest Kentucky Fried Taco Hut.

by threepointer January 8, 2012

Taco Jaundice

A medical condition with the yellowing of the excrement, typically caused by the consumption of Taco John's.

Jimbo: What's wrong Mark?

Mark: Well after I ate Taco John's I pooped, and it didn't look right.

Jimbo: Meh, no sweat mane. You just have the Taco Jaundice.

by Mongoose McQueen November 27, 2011

messy taco

the act of eating a girl out in a messy or sloppy fashion

Chris- I heard that Nick definetely had a good messy taco with Amy last night
Brittany- Oh yeah! I heard he loves him a good messy taco everyday!

by DoubleOKneeGro April 6, 2010

Spicy ranch taco

When you take a dump in a Mexican chicks pussy in order to get a gay guy to fuck her.

Juan, I am so proud of you for taking on that spicy ranch taco challenge.

by Ranchgirls December 5, 2020

put the dressing on the taco

To apply lubricant to a vagina, in preparation to make mad love to it (the vagina, not the lubricant, although I guess you'd be hitting that too).

V got nekked, and Haly put the dressing on the taco before tapping that.

by BigHuckinChicken September 7, 2008

Tacoma Mall Pimp

Within the Tacoma Mall, there is one man who just walks around the mall wearing bright pimpish suits with a cane and a top-hat.

Quote from the Tacoma Mall Pimp: "Bitch, fix my jacket!"

by a-rabian-tony November 11, 2009