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Sigma Kappa

FOunded 1874. The most sassy but classy ladies on campus. Not a cookie cutter sorority but for some reason all their girls are hot. Loved by many fraternities because they are caring, loving, compassionate, motivated, truthfull, loyal, and true and not because they blow every dick in sight.

We live ritual every day. arn't fake during recruitment (which is why our new member classes are so big), and have one of the strongest sisterly bonds around.

Many times when girls go other sororities they regret not going Sig Kap. But who can blame you!

<3 <3 dove love
That Sigma Kappa is a gift from heaven shes so perfect.
by SigKapsweet<3 December 16, 2008
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Sigma male

Insecure misogynistic loser men who can’t get girls in their life and knew they’re gonna be virgins forever but choose to attack women instead and another poor men on the Internet
Guy1: hey go talk to that girl?

*Sigma male*: no
by hoe3nh77 May 19, 2022
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sigma tau gamma

A secret society that indoctrinates young, creative, white men, into a non stop Cocain fueled alcoholic superhighway. The alumni of Sigma tau gamma, donate a portion of their income to a secret house bank account. These donations are used exclusively for hookers, blow, and to hire legal council in the event some unlucky knight shoots a baby up some whores twat; or if some scared little pledge cries hazing lawsuit. Newt Gingrich is not a member of Sigma tau gamma. But if he was, his pledge name would be New-t-gin-bitch.
Hey! Do you think this definition is accurate?

What? The one about Sigma Tau Gamma?

No the one about Newt Gin Bitch. Yes the one about hookers and blow!

No, I don't think it's accurate.

You're right to think that because it isn't.
by Hill Bicks May 21, 2016
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sigma iota sigma

The ugliest sorority ever to exist.

EVER.
Holy shit! Did you see that whale?
What whale? oh! That's not a whale, that's a sigma iota sigma.
by argleblargle March 30, 2011
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Sigma Male

Utter chad who no lady (or man) can resist
Wow look at *WobinDing*, he is such a sigma male
by StunAmongUs Backwards October 8, 2021
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swigface

Tramp, drunkard, vagrant, hobo, some one who 'shouts at the pidgeons'. usually associated with a park bench.
Are you up for getting swigface(d) tonight.
by Graham Wilson February 19, 2004
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Stigmaturbation

The act of using the results of one's stigmata to pleasure one's self.
Me: You think Jesus ever stigmaturbated?
Friend: Absolutely. I would. I would engage in some serious Stigmaturbation.
by Paul Linzy February 23, 2011
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