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swedish meatball

a sexual act in which the woman is forcibly placed into a laundry hamper, shoved down the stairs, and upon reaching the bottom, the man proceeds to throw swedish meatballs on her naked body
Lucas: I heard about this new sex position at camp. Its called swedish meatballs.

Sam (brother): Lucas never went to camp...
by ghettosuperstahswede August 3, 2008
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Swedish Jacuzzi

When a boy and a girl have sex in a Jacuzzi filled up with butter garlic and pieces of steak
Him: what the fuck are they doing? They are covered in sauce
Me: oh that's the swedish Jacuzzi
Him: ... What the fuck
by ליהי October 3, 2020
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The Swedish Moris Dance

This involves building a large pile of faeces, over a period of months, keeping it stored in a cool, dry place to esnure maximum conservation. One should then invite their partner over for a 'romantic dinner'. Following this, an invitation to Moris Dance. Whilst dancing force them into the cupboard and rub their face in the excrement. Then lock the cupboard, and proceed to ejaculate on the door handle, mixing it with superglue. Then proceed to sing the swedish national anthem until she can get out of the cupboard. Upon exiting her hand will become glued to the door handle, and mixed with the giz. Then shit on her feet and invite a swedish man over to regail her with a tale of the old country of sweden.
Last night I gave some girl with one leg The Swedish Moris Dance. She called the police and I'm facing 3 years in jail.
by Justice Crime February 4, 2007
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swedish ball drop

For females: When giving oral sex you suck on his testicles and rub his shaft until just before completion. Then you chomp on his nuts so that he yells, "Yodely, yodely, yodely-hi-hoo!"
This chick was giving me awesome dome until I got the swedish ball drop. I'll never make that mistake again.
by Jay-Whiz April 9, 2009
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Swedish Firecracker

When a man sucks his own dick and his partner dances on his butt. Requires extreme flexibility and is quite painful for the reciever's tailbone or lower spine.
Last night Karen gave me a swedish firecracker,it hurt like hell and now I can't sit down.
by Danieltoshhasaids December 29, 2010
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Swedish Glacier

when you're putting your pecker to good use, and with a split second reaction, you pull out, and throw your swedish meatBALLZ in her grill. once there, set up shop and let the cum slide down her nose and into her mouth like its 10,000 B.C. all over again
guy 1: dude, this bish was sexy

guy 2: yeah, i had her one time, i was feelin outlandish so i gave her a Swedish Glacier.

Guy 1: damn, props for that one, was it slow like a window pickle race

Guy 2: dude, its a god damn glacier for a reason, you tell me
by Pastor Sergio August 31, 2012
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Swedish Mountain Range

The process of using a iron to melt goat cheese all over a women's breasts while she gives you head.
Hey Chris you'll never guess what I did last night at URI. She was on her period but I gave her the old "Swedish Mountain Range".
by Holden Miload March 19, 2013
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