national susan day

a day where we all appreciate susan

it’s national susan day, we have to celebrate

by ur mom.loves.me September 22, 2022

Susan

Susan is a Mexican GTA maid who only gets paid two cents and half a stick of gum. She loves her life very wouldn’t change it for the world she also loves her owner.

Boy: Hey what are your pronouns
Girl: My pronouns are Susan

by SextraLover3000 February 28, 2022

Lazy Susan

A line of cocaine with smaller lines of Ketamine on surrounding it

Yo, we're all out of rattlesnakes but we could line up some lazy susans

by DjSourMilk September 13, 2021

Dirty Susan

Dirty Susan is the grey haired middle aged woman on the cards in the Canadian smoke packs. If you receive a Dirty Susan in your pack it’s good luck, my friend.

“Hoh I just found a Dirty Susan in my smokes man !”

“Fuck around it’s just gonna be a good day eh!”

by Unco and neph June 3, 2020

Susan

A Susan is the opposite of a Karen. She is leftist and will go ghetto on your ass as soon as look at you if you say something out of turn.

That Susan just busted open a can of whoop ass on that gun toting redneck.

by RyRyPaprika April 9, 2021

Susan, get my pants

"Susan, get my pants" refers to a quote from a home video of the 1998 Columbus, NE tornado. Now widely memed for it's comical nature and being out-of-place in a tornado video.

Person 1: "Susan, get my pants"

Person 2: "What the fuck why are you filming a fucking tornado without pants"

by DeinocheirusGaming August 30, 2024

MAGA Susans

(noun) – White, upper-class suburban women who helped elect Donald Trump, believing they were voting for a return to "traditional" Republican values, only to unknowingly support white Christian nationalism, authoritarianism, and Project 2025. Similar to the “Karen” stereotype but specific to Trump loyalists who fell for the illusion of restoring America while actually enabling its democratic decline.

"I thought my aunt was a reasonable conservative, but turns out she's a total MAGA Susan."
"MAGA Susans are gonna be real quiet when their Social Security checks stop coming."
"She still thinks she voted for Reagan-style conservatism—nah, she's just another MAGA Susan."

by MajorityRpt March 3, 2025