Whenever you cannot for the life of you understand why a human being can be as stupid as Donald Trump.
Guy 1: I'm Donald Stumped. Why is he helping the 17 coal miners in America? Hasn't he ever heard of modern technology or environmentally friendly kinds of energy?
Guy 2: Well, Donald Trump did appoint to the head of the EPA someone who dismisses global warming as some sort of deep state commie plot.
Guy 1: Of course he did.
Guy 2: Well, Donald Trump did appoint to the head of the EPA someone who dismisses global warming as some sort of deep state commie plot.
Guy 1: Of course he did.
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"Man, I really have to fart, but every time I try, I feel like it's blocked by a shit stump, And I feel like I have to shit."
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2) Being so wrecked by a D you can’t think or move.
2) Being so wrecked by a D you can’t think or move.
After smashing ole boi last night, he was dying laughing ‘cause his stroke game had me chopped — I was laid out, totally stumped, rebooting my overloaded systems.
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