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Stumped

1) A highly intense sexual session of deep, relentless, hardcore pounding by an aggressive, dominant guy that overwhelms the body and mind with involuntary orgasms, leaving you disoriented and unable to function from pure sensory overload.

2) Being so wrecked by a D you can’t think or move.
After smashing ole boi last night, he was dying laughing ‘cause his stroke game had me chopped — I was laid out, totally stumped, rebooting my overloaded systems.
by Junii77_11 April 30, 2025
mugGet the Stumpedmug.

tree stumping

To spit on the ground and put ones cigarette out in the saliva and leave it sticking upwards towards the sky.
"Dammit, I always get butts on my shoes because some dumbass keeps tree stumping"
by Dee Lauris September 29, 2004
mugGet the tree stumpingmug.

Stump

Short dick that looks like a shrunken worm
The stump is so small
by GrufferTheDumbass April 21, 2020
mugGet the Stumpmug.

eat your stump

I'll eat your stump of your teeth haven't been all over it
by Curse of Yig June 24, 2017
mugGet the eat your stumpmug.

Redwood Stump

A redwood stump is a severed penis, to which, looks like, a bleeding wooden tree stump, thus it's name.
Ew, I bet that guy has a redwood stump!
by thecutsaregettingdeeper October 15, 2015
mugGet the Redwood Stumpmug.

Stumping

The act of pulling tree stumps out of the ground. Usually with a 4 wheel drive vehicle or a tractor.
Lucky went stumping for trophy woods.
by Harv80 May 6, 2021
mugGet the Stumpingmug.

stump dirt

The cust that accumulates at the base of your shaft in between Your scrotum and leg.
I made her lick my stump dirt
by Fullmoon247365 November 8, 2020
mugGet the stump dirtmug.

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