Stumples

A rare and extreme case of "cankles" in which each leg of a "big-boned" lass in question takes on a tree-trunk likeness. The stumple begins (or ends) where the ankle bone SHOULD be seen and finishes (or starts) in areas that are too frightful to imagine. Moss and hair-stubble accentuates this unseemly occurrence.

In some cases, backgound radiation is emitted from said lumber logs. Largely very dangerous to get caught in between.

"Good Gawd, look at the uber-stumples on that Ent-wife!"

by DGFab January 11, 2009

stumptown stash and beard collective

The Portland Oregon chapter of Beard Team USA founded by Brian J. Snoderly, Thomas Hughes, & now president Justin Cate.

Stumptown Stash and Beard Collective hosts the 2011 West Coast Beard & Mustache Championships.

by Sideshow Psycho Wax May 29, 2011

stumpmaster

A farm kid or sheepherder who has been generally unlucky with human females.

That young stumpmaster got caught with his pecker in a Blackhead Persian in his back pasture last week.

by The Grottomaster June 7, 2011

Stupability

The ability to be stupid.

That is you stupability

by Jmillz215 November 23, 2011

Stump

Is able to make herself look like the smiling man, likes to stalk literally everyone, Looks like she can kill you and can kill you, no seriously I once saw her kill a man with her thumb, is an actual genius, likes to be known as: Sassy Stump, Saucy Stump, Stretchy Stump, and Sexy Stump. Her fetish is vole.

Stump just ate my dad, I think shes a vole.

by Sassy stump December 6, 2018

Stumpied

When you have been fucked by a stump. i.e. He took off his leg and fucked her with a stump.

Damn girl, do you have sides on that pussy or have you been stumpied?

by Slide it in Hen May 21, 2019

Stompa

A shoe; anything word on your feet that isn't a sock.

Bro you seen his stompas?

by A1phamandy December 5, 2019