sms (suck my strap)

When you say smd (suck my dick) and niggas say “what dick you got??” you can say sms ( suck my strap)

strap meaning: a fake dick/dildo that people use

stranger 1: yo your outfit is fuckin ass go change ho

stranger 2: go sms (suck my strap) stoopid whore, atleast ion got an nba youngboy ponytail like yo ho ass

by Zaza😋🫶🏾 October 18, 2023

hammer straps

A code word for contractors they use on the field to point a large breasted woman to fellow co workers.

Plumber 1. Hey James do me a favor and grab those hammer straps.

Plumber 2. Those are some rusty hammer straps.

by CaliGrown818 August 24, 2017

billy 2 straps

A person in the 90's-00's who wore both backpack straps and was deemed a loser

Look at Adam over there with his Billy 2 straps

by niceonemate April 24, 2014

Wrist Strap

The thing on the Wii controller that you strap around your wrist so you don't thundercunt it into the fucking screen.

Kid 1: You wanna play Wii Bowling?
Kid 2: Sure, just make sure you put on the wrist strap.

by ToofTu March 08, 2024

nap-strapped

When baby fell asleep on you but you have a wearable baby carrier so he is wrapped up and ready to go.

I finally got my teething baby to sleep. I was nap-strapped so i still got the laundry into the dryer and started a new load.

by A&B CCC August 09, 2023

crap strap

a hall pass used to go to the restroom.

the student asked the teacha if he could go to the restroom and the teacha said to take the crap strap.

by DARKNESS DIVINE February 09, 2011

redneck strap on

Using a plunger as a strap on

The look of my bitch in a redneck strap on made me rock hard

by tjk31415 January 17, 2019