Stoner Sandwich

A sandwich created by the desperation and creativity of Stoner munchies, not necessarily requiring any traditional sandwich makings which is made by combining anything at hand in between two pieces of a bready outer layer.

Taco Bell/Dominos Stoner Sandwich: Crushed Doritos and hot sauce in a $2 Chicken Burrito between two slices of pizza, preferably with two toppings.

Friend: Dude, what is that?
Stoner: I call it the Chicken Burrito Pizza Sandwich.

Stoner Sandwich by Horatio Goodit August 3, 2010

stoner mission 

An adventrue one takes while incredibly high. Commonly involving food,proquireing more marijuana/parephanelia or some innane task. Involving mass confusion not only for those involved, but those who are unfortunate enough to cross paths with the adventurers. Almost always the original plan is scrapped or forgotten.

Lindsey and I went on a stoner mission to get papers. We got distracted and completly forgot why we went to the store.

stoner mission by iamsupermanv2 April 13, 2009

stoner bowl 

A Famous bowl or Mashed potato bowl from KFC.

A stoner would just put all of the KFC side dishes together and eat it...hence the stoner bowl was born.

stoner bowl by stonrbabe4life November 19, 2007

Stoner crush

When you like smoking with someone a lot more than other people.

I think I have a stoner crush on Jess, I mean she is just so much more fun to smoke with than anyone else I know.

Stoner crush by Little Jon25 November 15, 2010

stoner's paradise 

any store with a lot of food

Damn let's go to stoner's paradise i'm getting the munchies.

stoner's paradise by GUISEEPE March 24, 2016

Stoner Statement 

A statement that will confuse and incapacitate a person under the influence. Philosoraptor quotes are synonyms for stoner statements

Some stoner statements:

"Why do noses run while feet smell?"

"If actions are louder than words, then why is the pen mightier than the sword?"

"If guns don't kill people and people kill people, then toasters don't toast toast, toast toast toast"

Stoner Statement by AI001 September 6, 2011

Stoner Noodles 

(N.)The fifteen cent noodles you can buy at Wal-Mart. Usually eaten by potheads or drunks.So easy to make any stoner can do it.

I got high last night and ate like four packs of stoner noodles.

Stoner Noodles by Blaze Santiago & J.L. Boone November 8, 2006