Starbucks

1. The official currency of aliens.

2. A mind-controlling facility used by the government in order to weaken people's minds. The main reason why the world is getting dumber.

1. Alien 1: How many starbucks is this?
Alien 2: 29,284
Alien 1 pays

2. Let's go get some Starbucks!
I refuse to be controlled by the mind-control serum called Starbucks coffee.

by TBTPlanet December 18, 2017

Starbucking

When someone is too good to perform their duties , or to act in a lazy manner .

Ashley needs to stop starbucking or she is getting fired .

by Dean Mack November 27, 2019

Starbucks Booty

In reference to the buttocks of a basic white girl who typically wears yoga pants, leggings, or short gym shorts while visiting a Starbucks.

There’s a long line because of all the Starbucks booty in here.

(Sees a group of mom’s running with strollers) Look at all that Starbucks booty!

My girlfriend doesn’t have a donk but she got a cute Starbucks booty.

by Dat Aaaayyyyhhhh June 3, 2020

starbucks

a place for idiots who thinks everything they touch becomes art
often sitting and writing on a novel on the newest macbook
Karen
douchebag
"popular kid in highschool"

you like starbucks i see

by oghaboogha694206969 June 25, 2020

Starbucks Cup Adult

PEOPLE WHO HOARD STARBUCKS HOLIDAY CUPS. (Or any Starbucks cup tbh.) Their cups usually sit in the cabinet and gets little-to-zero use.

Yeh, Karen is a full ‘Starbucks Cup Adult’. It might be worse than any ‘Disney Adult’ I know!!

by CL wisdom November 8, 2021

Go to Starbucks

An activity performed by basic white bitches and hipsters because they have the mental capacity of an Indian tech support worker. You'll often see these people with MacBooks and iPhones typing up scripts probably to try to flex their damaged idea of what a normal functioning human being does on a day to day basis. These people also can't resist to order the most complicated drink they can think of so they sound more intelligent than everyone else.

Gracie: OMG I'm soooo parched, I'm gonna go to Starbucks and order a Grande triple unicorn appletini with divine cream sauce!!

by Thoughts3rased January 21, 2019

Starbucks

The gathering place of the basic white girls and VSCO girls

Karen: "Hey, omg like, wanna go to starbucks?"
Rachel: "omg yes but only if we get like no plastic straws. I'm eco friendly! Save the turtles sksksksks!"

by Cttlfsh.cult October 10, 2019