The rapid voluntary rearranging of people at a crowded coffee shop when a seat becomes available near an electrical outlet where laptops, cell phones, etc., can be charged.
Dude: ...so, I told her, hey, you'll never get to Hollywood if you...
Dudette: Oh, wait! They're leaving from that table in the corner. My laptop battery's almost dead. Time for the Starbucks shuffle!
Dudette: Oh, wait! They're leaving from that table in the corner. My laptop battery's almost dead. Time for the Starbucks shuffle!
by icuddabeenacontender October 13, 2010
Get the starbucks shufflemug. A term created and used by JesusTheVideoWrapperMaker2K5/StarJesusTheLatinAmericanBoi2K5 to refer to Crystal Morebucks. But these “sweet girls” are noy mary sues. In actuality they said an useless term.
Crystal Morebucks: Wow, What a nice day inside.
Random GoKid: CrYsTaL StArBuCkS
Crystal Morebucks: Ok Nerd 🤓
Crystal Morebucks: Wow, What a nice day inside.
Random GoKid: CrYsTaL StArBuCkS
Crystal Morebucks: Ok Nerd 🤓
by CutePrincess Precurefan9000 December 25, 2022
Get the Crystal Starbucksmug. They have good drinks, but the lines go on forever… it’ll take you 25 minutes just to get a cake pop and a Mocha Cookie Crumble.
Presley: ugh it took me 25 minutes to get this food!
Sarah: where’d you get it from?
Presley: Starbucks
Sarah: sucks for you
Sarah: where’d you get it from?
Presley: Starbucks
Sarah: sucks for you
by mxcha.lxtte May 31, 2022
Get the Starbucksmug. Upon entering a Starbucks coffee shop with a large unknown crowd in the order line, you immediately place you laptop and bag on the last table available and then get in line to place your order. These other patrons have been "Starbucked" by you.
Starbucked: Frank, man did I Starbuck a crew last night at the downtown shop! All five in line got their drinks turned toward the last table and felt the Starbuck!
by Cafe Bucked January 3, 2015
Get the Starbuckedmug. **Starbucks** (n): A slang term used to describe the act of engaging in or propositioning strangers for casual same-sex encounters, often in a spontaneous or public setting.
by KingWordy June 27, 2025
Get the Starbucksmug. It is when two songs in a particular order are played by STARBUCK where following is behavior beyond their slogan " POUR YOUR HEART INTO IT" and spend a BUCK.
So the songs " I GOT TO KNOW and MOONLIGHT, FEELS RIGHT played and he got to " GRAB HER BY THE PUSSY and gueerboy SUCK HIS ASSHOLE LOG and that is when you know you just began to BUCK STARBUCKS
by HOMOSEXUAL CASTRATION August 20, 2021
Get the BUCK STARBUCKSmug. The only "restaurant" that is good for a white girl, specifically Kim Kardashian. They decide to celebrate fall with a Pumpkin Spice Latte and uggs.
by Jake Matigian November 11, 2017
Get the Starbucksmug.