blind squirrel: someone searching for something with out a chance of finding it. It comes from "even a blind squirrel finds a nut once in while."
by Miles Bighorse June 10, 2018
Get the blind squirrelmug. A sexy squirrel is a squirrel with a perfect body , with each ass check the size of earth and breasts the size of Jupiter.a sexy squirrel is normally named Selena Amy Iona, Poppy ,Rebecca,Aoibhín,Armelaor Moyà.A sexy squirrel loves the feeling of her plastic breasts. A sexy squirrel is bad ass bitch . When you see a sexy squirrel you will instantly fall in love a sexy squirrel gives her heart out to everyone .a sexy squirrel is basically another word for a slut
by Fanypack123 November 2, 2017
Get the Sexy squirrelmug. The hair style on a female that is short in the back and spiked, looks like a bomb went off in a squirrels ass.
by Todd Newberry August 4, 2006
Get the squirrel's assmug. Small female sexual organ in which the engaging male partner has difficulty performing normal quaitus due to its unnormal size. Often resulting in large amounts of lube and occasionally the male subject being slapped during initial stretching phase.
by shooty October 11, 2014
Get the squirrel pussymug. A bar that lonely/depressed failures in life go to, to drink and forget about life. Sometimes to meet or hook up other loners as well.
I'm going to the squirrel bar on Friday night after work because I got no where else to be, no where else to go.
by duc_star November 24, 2006
Get the squirrel barmug. A Pretned Animal You Hit When People In Your Car Are Not Wearing Their Seatbelts. Or When You Need To Make A Usless Abrupt Stop.
by GIRM November 13, 2010
Get the Invisible Squirrelmug. During a sexual act ejaculate into a woman's mouth. Immediately after ejaculating use your hand to cover her mouth restricting her from spitting. The reaction of not wanting to swallow the man juice will result in her cheeks swelling up like a squirrel.
by Tha Muzza December 20, 2006
Get the Squirrel Cheeksmug.