Fed: "Bro, what are you doing"
Greek: "Hold on let me squeeze my hog, COME HERE BOY LET ME SQUEEZE YOU"
Greek: "Hold on let me squeeze my hog, COME HERE BOY LET ME SQUEEZE YOU"
by Giant thunder cock October 31, 2018

canibis casey - holy shit check out my pants
space turtle - yea dude they look tight on your nuts
canibis casey - yea these are my "ball squeeze jeans"
space turtle - yea dude they look tight on your nuts
canibis casey - yea these are my "ball squeeze jeans"
by Space Turtle October 18, 2006

Your best friend, home skillet, buddy for life, homie home dog, home skillet biscuit, friend for life,usually of Mexican heritage, around 5 feet tall, often named Andrea because you guys are BFFS and he/she is the real MVP. All in all, your uber duper extra best friend.
by Thugmaster3k October 7, 2015

by Drew Harmon January 23, 2009

canibis casey - holy shit check out my pants
space turtle - yea dude they look tight on your nuts
canibis casey - yea these are my "ball squeeze jeans"
space turtle - yea dude they look tight on your nuts
canibis casey - yea these are my "ball squeeze jeans"
by Josh Poory (p-dizzle to the wizzle) November 5, 2008

When you attempt to urinate or defecate due to the current convenience of a rest room and knowing that access to one will not be available for a long time there after.
(On a road trip)
"OK, we are making a rest-stop at this gas station. This is your last chance to use a rest room for 300 miles"
"I don't really have to go, but I better squeeze one out while I have the chance'
"OK, we are making a rest-stop at this gas station. This is your last chance to use a rest room for 300 miles"
"I don't really have to go, but I better squeeze one out while I have the chance'
by kapooch102 December 30, 2011

More commonly known as "Autoerotic Asphyxiation"
“It’s like seeing a rainbow, but with all the colours.”
“So like a normal rainbow”
“It’s like seeing a rainbow, but with all the colours.”
“So like a normal rainbow”
by thericardo June 3, 2018
