A sex position where a man, while drinking margaritas, uses a dental cheek opener to spread the vulva of the woman who’s wearing a catholic school girl uniform, and then proceeds to insert 5 crucifixes blessed with holy water into the vagina, while performing the act of sodomy so as not to offend the catholic God.
As a born-again virgin she needed to stay untainted according to religious doctrine, but to keep her alcoholic Mexican boyfriend from seeking sexual pleasure elsewhere, she allows him to perform the Five Course Taco Spread after school.
by TacoJonathon July 26, 2020
Get the Five Course Taco Spreadmug. Chad doused Parker's white quivering thighs with a thick aromatic layer of Colonel's buttery spread.
by Erric Todd January 20, 2009
Get the Colonel's buttery spreadmug. by 7cjaHEYYA February 5, 2023
Get the ev money spreadmug. The “r” Word
Some people have mental retardation (intellectual disabilities). While mental retardation is not a bad word, when used to describe someone or something you think is bad or stupid it becomes another thoughtless hurtful word. People with intellectual disabilities are not bad. Their condition is not bad. The prejudice and discrimination to people with intellectual disabilities is BAD…and WRONG! Please stop using the word ‘retard’. It hurts individuals and families of those with disabilities.
Some people have mental retardation (intellectual disabilities). While mental retardation is not a bad word, when used to describe someone or something you think is bad or stupid it becomes another thoughtless hurtful word. People with intellectual disabilities are not bad. Their condition is not bad. The prejudice and discrimination to people with intellectual disabilities is BAD…and WRONG! Please stop using the word ‘retard’. It hurts individuals and families of those with disabilities.
by cBreezy91 March 10, 2010
Get the Spread The Word To Stop The Wordmug. by This_is_my_fucking_handle March 8, 2018
Get the spread it like peanut butter jellymug. by Papacito December 6, 2020
Get the sPreaD mY chEeSe liKe a cRoisSantmug. when thy is in intercourse with a female and dedicates his time to spread thy women's legs to insert the buttery cock into thy woman
by ripper38 November 19, 2018
Get the spread them cheeks like buttermug.