All my friends are a bunch of simp-sons
by It's just water April 4, 2021
Get the Simp-sonmug. A son who helps who he’s living with, with every day to day things. It is considered and occupation and is nothing compared to those working minim wage jobs for a house son can get paid as much as 3x a day.
Denise: Jeremiah is a house son? What’s that?
Jeremiah’s Mother: Yes, he helps out around the house and with anything that needs to be done. He gets paid very well.
Jeremiah’s Mother: Yes, he helps out around the house and with anything that needs to be done. He gets paid very well.
by JayC1994 January 1, 2018
Get the house sonmug. Bekah: OMG you know that guy I took home from the bar last night ? His penis was at least 12 inches.
Sara: I’ve never even heard of someone with a shlong that big. He must be the son of Ron.
Sara: I’ve never even heard of someone with a shlong that big. He must be the son of Ron.
by Chinookpilot69 May 3, 2021
Get the son of ronmug. The sexist man alive. His mom is named Beth and that makes your son the sexist, coolest, and funniest man alive.
by Hazxrd December 27, 2020
Get the son of bethmug. 
Early scriptures dating back to the 12th century describe them as a an ancient tribe, descended from an ultimate immortal being, named THE LARS
The sons of lars went laid siege to the town of babylon, whilst claiming various treasures, such as the staff of lars
The sons of lars went laid siege to the town of babylon, whilst claiming various treasures, such as the staff of lars
Did you hear about "The sons of Lars", they were so cool back in the day
No i havent heard, are they descendents of Lars?
Yeah they are well known.
No i havent heard, are they descendents of Lars?
Yeah they are well known.
by FotoFrank January 10, 2022
Get the The sons of Larsmug. Verb, Adjective, Noun
When you suck the sh** out ya partner's genitals and it makes them release all their juices.
Inspired by how a Capri Sun juice looks after you've drank all of its juices. The person who has been Capri Son'd will need cuddles and will most likely fall asleep right after this special event. They have been dominated by the Capri Son'er noun.
Variations:
1. Capri Son'd - Adjective, Verb
2. Capri Son'er - Noun, Dominant person
3. Capri Son'ee - Noun, Recipient
Note: As the Capri Son'er, you must be aware of your generosity and power. Please make sure to praise your partner's genitals in the process and also give thanks for the powers of the juices after. This will ensure the release you are manifesting.
When you suck the sh** out ya partner's genitals and it makes them release all their juices.
Inspired by how a Capri Sun juice looks after you've drank all of its juices. The person who has been Capri Son'd will need cuddles and will most likely fall asleep right after this special event. They have been dominated by the Capri Son'er noun.
Variations:
1. Capri Son'd - Adjective, Verb
2. Capri Son'er - Noun, Dominant person
3. Capri Son'ee - Noun, Recipient
Note: As the Capri Son'er, you must be aware of your generosity and power. Please make sure to praise your partner's genitals in the process and also give thanks for the powers of the juices after. This will ensure the release you are manifesting.
by Captain Capri November 3, 2021
Get the Capri Sonmug.