smurf rocket

A crushed Viagra mixed in with methamphetamine and snorted. Used to counter the impotency side effect of methamphetamine.

Jenna and I had a long night of raging sex after I snorted that Smurf rocket!

by DixonMuff November 9, 2017

smurf poo

Another term for saying, "That's Malarkey" or, " That's Bologna"

Guy: I learned how to fly today.

Girl: That's a bunch of smurf poo.

by DABM Dictionary January 4, 2021

Smurf Piss

An alcoholic beverage with two ingredients: lemonade and UV Blue. The color is an interesting teal, reminding some people of what Smurf urine could look like!

"Hey dude mix me another Smurf piss will ya?!?!"

by bigdew March 14, 2009

Smurf You

A nicer way of saying F**k you.

Me: "Guess what I just did!?!
You: "Your mom?"
Me: "Smurf you a**hole."

by footballfan62698 December 25, 2010

Smurf Finger

To give penetrative pleasure to oneself or another, with a finger that has been kept in ice.

"Want me to use my Smurf Finger?"

"I could really go a good ol' Smurf Fingering"

by Art Omega May 19, 2010

Daddy smurf

A short sugar daddy.

"Hammut is such a daddy smurf"
"wtf do u mean"
"He's short but goom lootah"

by asstato July 21, 2016

smurf cat

A stupid new meme that has taken over the internet and will probably die before the year is out. It is a cat-faced Smurf, often referred to as šailušai for some reason, put over the song "on and on" (you've probably heard it even if you don't know what that is.)

I have never wished a meme to die so quickly as the fucking smurf cat.

by Bbb23’s left testicle October 10, 2023