Egon Smurf

Egon Smurf is something you scream after you comepletly fucked someone in the ass.

"Oh, ouch, that hurts"
"You got fucking Egon Smurf!"

by drzinzao November 07, 2017

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smurf poo

Another term for saying, "That's Malarkey" or, " That's Bologna"

Guy: I learned how to fly today.

Girl: That's a bunch of smurf poo.

by DABM Dictionary January 05, 2021

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Smurf Piss

An alcoholic beverage with two ingredients: lemonade and UV Blue. The color is an interesting teal, reminding some people of what Smurf urine could look like!

"Hey dude mix me another Smurf piss will ya?!?!"

by bigdew November 01, 2008

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Smurf You

A nicer way of saying F**k you.

Me: "Guess what I just did!?!
You: "Your mom?"
Me: "Smurf you a**hole."

by footballfan62698 December 24, 2010

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smurf cat

A stupid new meme that has taken over the internet and will probably die before the year is out. It is a cat-faced Smurf, often referred to as šailušai for some reason, put over the song "on and on" (you've probably heard it even if you don't know what that is.)

I have never wished a meme to die so quickly as the fucking smurf cat.

by Haywood Jablowme Ben Dover October 11, 2023

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