Silly Smarts

It’s when you lack all other kinds of smarts, such as book and street smarts, but can tell when someone is acting silly and/or like an idiot

I used silly smarts to make fun of Truman’s jellyfish costume in the musical

by EmaCamp December 28, 2019

life smart

you’re life smart if you know a lot about emotions and how to deal with relationships and stuff. similar to the word wise

wow you can tell through the advice annie gives that she is very life smart

by sky|ar April 21, 2019

smart-sized

A category of residential designs that have 401 sq. ft. to 700 sq. ft. of area.

With 70% of households in the US having only 1 or 2 occupants, it is time for a shift to smart-sized homes.

by Mrs Ingleton August 24, 2019

got smart

Had sex, past-tense.

Last night I got smart from Matt's girlfriend.

by electricccccccccc April 26, 2009

YouTube Smart

Folks on the internet who think they've become expert on something by watching a few YouTube videos, but have no actual knowledge, experience, or critical thinking skills of their own, ESPECIALLY when they reject "traditional" bodies of knowledge or schooling in favor of the long, rambling videos to which they've become addicted.

You can't - and I cannot stress this enough, CANNOT - win an argument with someone that is "YouTube smart".

Example exclamations from this crowd include:

Flat Earther: "At least she is smart enough to know that 5 gallons of water can't spin on a basketball at 1000 mph" and "It's called atmospheric refraction. Research Flat Earth"

Delusional Tightwad: "I'm a sovereign citizen, you have no right to impound my car or arrest me - hey, hey, ow! Let me GO, ow OW!"

And any of: "Alex Jones said fill in ridiculous claims here shouted in an angry, gravelly voice before trying to sell you vitamins!"

Dude, seriously, give up ... Dale is YouTube smart, his kids will have polio and HPV before he'll let that doctor give them autism-by-vaccination!

by MechaRobzilla July 10, 2019

Dylan Smart

Dylan is a good friend who gets beaten up the most, he has an older nerdy brother and has sex with him every weekend, he has some dodgy friends but doesn't get into it. Dylan doesn't look gay but he's the gayest sex guru alive , his dream is to meet James Charles and give him a blow job.

"Wow That Dylan Smart is one gay fucker, in more ways than one"

by dcdehucbfgcbfgcjd June 25, 2019

smart board

a board that is not very smart but still says smart board

Theaters usually have them

the smart board in the class room is not very smart

by fazeorangejuice1 January 20, 2021