It's in between an Upper Decker (pooping in the tank) and Dropping The Kids Off At The Pool (pooping in the bowl). You just drop the lid and go to work. It's a much more direct way of saying "Fuck You" to someone you despise. The poop on the lid makes a very slippery surface; much like a skating rink.
I can't wait to go to that asshole's party tonight! I'm going to stay as late as possible then Drop The Kids Off At The Skating Rink so he/she has to skate the scat with a hangover tomorrow! What a douchebag!
by Mr. Glisten January 29, 2015
A very intense sport envolves skating so fast that you feel like you going faster that the speed of sound even though your grandmother can run faster than you skate. Unless you an Olympian
Guy1 “I’m going so fast right now. I must be going faster than Usain Bolt! I’m the best at speed skating”
Guy2 “no you’re not. That 4 year old is going faster than you”
Guy1 “oh. Sh*t”
Guy2 “no you’re not. That 4 year old is going faster than you”
Guy1 “oh. Sh*t”
by Oldbehide November 08, 2018
An extreme sport where individuals strap knives on their feet and skate in circles on solid water at very high speeds. They may also touch the ice at times during skating in order to validate the ice’s feelings.
by Wanderingdustbunny November 23, 2021
Can be either in a good way or a bad way as we all love skating and we either love or hate the feeling it gives us (fear and sadness as it can lead to pain or excitement and joy)
A: Hey how are things with Jenny?
B: Not good I just don’t know where I am with her she really puts my heart on skates sometimes.
B: Not good I just don’t know where I am with her she really puts my heart on skates sometimes.
by D'N X October 20, 2021
Where you lay out a load of empty 2 litre bottles in a row, place a skateboard with no wheels ontop, run and jump on it, and then roll along. It's bloody hard and can hurt like hell, but its pretty fun to do.
"Have you just been bottle skating?"
"Yeah, and I've fractured my wrist in two places."
"But it was fun, right?"
"Hell yeah!"
"Yeah, and I've fractured my wrist in two places."
"But it was fun, right?"
"Hell yeah!"
by Brentmeister May 20, 2005
The awkward moment between friends, when one, particularly keen on ice skating, is promised an opportunity to participate in this recreational sport with other friend(s) but then at the last minute said "friend" refuses to participate leaving the other on an ice-prairie of not having anyone to skate with.
Furious hand gestures are then made, mimicking pirouetting motion and fist shaking in rage.
Furious hand gestures are then made, mimicking pirouetting motion and fist shaking in rage.
"Hey Jude, do you fancy going ice skating, on the new Christmas rink in town?"
"Yeah, I promise you we'll go next week"
"Sweeeeeet"
*Next Week*
"Lets go to the ice rink then!"
"Nah, it's too cold"
****AWKWARD ICE-SKATE****
"Yeah, I promise you we'll go next week"
"Sweeeeeet"
*Next Week*
"Lets go to the ice rink then!"
"Nah, it's too cold"
****AWKWARD ICE-SKATE****
by BrokenHeartedBoy November 29, 2010
a combination of the terms tight-arse and cheap-skate.
someone who doesn't like to spend their money (who is not poor) in a very unlikable manner
someone who doesn't like to spend their money (who is not poor) in a very unlikable manner
by hellovincie September 06, 2023