shitsicle buttfuck

frozen shit thrusted up the asshole

Steve: Dude that guy just gave that girl a shitsicle buttfuck

Joe: Damn that must've hurt

by ovebvhoeirbvhioerbvih4h45h45h4 October 14, 2009

battle shits

The grueling cotest involving two people weighing in, before taking shits in adjacent bathroom stalls. I cannot stress how important it is that the dumps be simultaneous. After both combatants have finished. They must examine each other's specimen and then procede to weigh again. The winner is the combatant who had the heaviest shit.

In some countries battle shitting will hold up in court, such as for custody of a child or divorce hearings.

This Sunday on Pay-Per-View, Chip Brown "Streaks" will square off against Brian "The Human Corn Cannery" Harrell in a battle shits contest for the World Title. 29.99.

The over/under for betting purposes is 5 ounces.

by Jip! January 26, 2007

turbo shits

When you sit down on the toilet and the gas builds up like an enigne's turbo spooling up and then all the boost comes at once blowing your shit everywhere!

"The chili I ate last evening gave me the turbo shits so bad it was blowing out under the toilet seat."

by FRANEIGH September 5, 2006

Shitshow

The American election 2020

Did you see the debate yesterday?
Yes, total shitshow

by MRFJUFF November 2, 2020

milk shits

When you wake up and your morning shit consists of white viscous feces that you sometimes have to scoop out with your fingers.

"Dude in the clink I woke up every other night with hella milk shits."

by bonchoblade March 11, 2018

Shutstorm 2013

When the Republicans in the US House shutdown part of the US Government, because the US Senate would not pass legislation to delay or eliminate all or parts of the Affordable Care Act. Extreme incompetence applied with extreme arrogance. Shutstorm 2013 is the theme of Jon Stewart's Daily show coverage of the crisis.

In 2010 the Tea Party Candidates ran on a platform of creating millions of jobs. On October 1, 2013 they created Shutstorm 2013 which eliminated over a million jobs, and are well on their way to creating the next depression, if Obama and the Senate does not eliminate the Affordable Care Act.

by mlhiss October 8, 2013

shitsizm

defecating uncontrollably, usually in a public bathroom of a less then fine establishment, i.e. truck stops, gas stations, waffle houses, and leaving the mess for others to have to witness

Man, some loser shitsizmed all over the bathroom stalls!!

by bernieburned1 April 4, 2013