Shumming

The act of ejaculating and shitting simultaneously, in order to stimulate the prostate and achieve maximum projectile velocity of cum.

Bro 1: I was shumming so hard while my parents were getting groceries yesterday.
Bro 2: Bro my parents are always home i can never shum in peace.

by Dottman May 27, 2025

Shummed

The act of a woman lying to the husband or boyfriend into believing that they are pregnant with the man's child but are actually with someone else's

I thought it was my baby! That can't totally shummed me! What a bitch!

by JackinNOLM May 31, 2025

Shumming

The act of shitting and cumming at the same time. (V.) (shummed, shum)

I was perched on top the toilet seat and I couldn’t handle how hot the girl I just fuck was, that I shummed myself.

I saw that hot girl I fucked last night and kept denying how I felt for her. All that anxiety and guilt had me shumming.

by The shummoner September 1, 2025

shumbagala

those who shumbagala

it's those who shumbagala

by Oxford Fast September 4, 2025

Shumbagala

A sound from the loading screen from the popular 2012 video game, "my singing monsters" it is unknown what monster sings it.

Shumbagala

by Big Blue Bubble December 2, 2025

Shuman

Somebody who is really big and ugly. Somebody that resembles an ogre

Oh that guy is really really ugly. what a shuman!

by shumanman December 6, 2025

Shumla

Change Your Ways! (become a christian and stop doing evil in the eyes of the lord)

When you meet criminals, sell outs and racists tell them, "Shumla!"

Hey 304, Shumla!

You wanna live a better life and get out of destitute? Shumla!

by Dsowell1025 December 14, 2025