shotgun shit

when u have to take a dump so massvly large u force it through but you force to hard and it comes ramming out like a bull, it cuts your ass up and it hurts like hell, it is also a mess to clean up
my butt hurts so much because of that shotgun shit i took last night
by zeike October 03, 2006
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shotgun house

A house in the South with only one room, small and simple enough that you could shoot a shotgun in one door and out the other. (Improvement on previous definition)
After Katrina, people who had real homes are building shotgun houses because the insurance companies are screwing them over.
by aleks August 09, 2006
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shotgun effect

The shotgun effect is a term for a medication or treatment given to help or cure physical/mental illness that, in order to work, must cause harm to other parts of your body/brain. The damage done is seen as acceptable loss. Chemotherapy and some types of psychiatric medication are implemented with the 'shotgun effect'
"Oh, don't worry about Bob, he's just slobbering and gained 200 pounds because of the shotgun effect! At least now he doesn't sling crap at everyone"
by Scott F. December 01, 2007
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shotgun blast

A haircut that looks like you got shot in the back of the head.
Shotgun blasts on all the boys, and all the girls.
by Adubs April 06, 2004
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shotgun shine

Comes from the"shine" definition "to do big things". To do big things with a shotgun.
El Mariachi really had a shotgun shine when he killed everyone in the bar.
by kennylive November 01, 2010
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Shetland Shotgun

Someone who talks about guns all the time and they like horses too much.
Friend: Dude, look at my 12 gauge!
You: Shut the hell up you Shetland Shotgun!
by Ian Beil March 25, 2008
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Shotgun Therapy

The only know treatment for "Furryitis", Shotgun Therapy is performed by inserting the barrel of a shotgun into the Furry's mouth and pulling the trigger. Although the treatment has a 100% percent success rate in eliminating the Furry, it's Human host almost never survives the procedure. Shotgun Therapy was invented by Dr. RocketJesus666, MD, in 2010 and was first successfully preformed by him in 2011.
Bob: Hey Ted, did you hear what happened to Steve?

Ted: No, what happened?

Bob: He got Furryitis from 4Chan and had to get Shotgun Therapy.

Ted: Awww, I'll miss Steve, he was a nice guy, but I guess it's for the best.
by Rocket Jesus June 28, 2011
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