The disease the transforms a normal Human into a Furry. Furryitis is contacted via the Internets, but is most common on 4Chan or 7Chan. Furryitis is caused by a parasitic microorganism known as a proto-Furry that enters the brain through the corneas when the victim sees to many Furry drawings or forum posts and converts them into a Furry. The only known cure for Furryitis is Shotgun Therapy.
Joey: "Doctor, I was reading some forum posts last night and now I have a strange desire to have sex dressed up like a fox."
Doctor: "Joey, I'm afraid you have Furryitis"
Joey: "Can you fix it?"
Doctor: "Yes, hold still" *Reaches under desk for shotgun*
Doctor: "Joey, I'm afraid you have Furryitis"
Joey: "Can you fix it?"
Doctor: "Yes, hold still" *Reaches under desk for shotgun*
by Rocket Jesus June 30, 2011
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Brendan: rawrrrr thank grrrr you mooooo!!! *pets feet*
Ally: Grawllll Brendan! *stares at feet*
The saxophone section: AWHOOOOOOOOOO!
Brendan: rawrrrr thank grrrr you mooooo!!! *pets feet*
Ally: Grawllll Brendan! *stares at feet*
The saxophone section: AWHOOOOOOOOOO!
by JuliePooly September 2, 2022
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A medical disease of which the only symptom is compulsive lying. This disease is commonly found in individuals from Rexdale.
Sample statements from a person with fortyitis:
"Man, in Rexdale, I saw a guy get thrown off a building. Body bounced five feet in the air."
"...Woke up the next day at home, and my ma says to me "why's a bootprint on my face?" I told her, "Ma, I got in a fight with a cop."
"This one time, I was takin' out the garbage, and I passed out in the corral. Woke up 40 minutes later.
"Man, in Rexdale, I saw a guy get thrown off a building. Body bounced five feet in the air."
"...Woke up the next day at home, and my ma says to me "why's a bootprint on my face?" I told her, "Ma, I got in a fight with a cop."
"This one time, I was takin' out the garbage, and I passed out in the corral. Woke up 40 minutes later.
by 40life December 2, 2009
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jerome: ooh yes i have ! i think the owner is hot.
jerome: ooh yes i have ! i think the owner is hot.
by catanus April 14, 2021
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Libtard: REEEEEEEEEEEEE
Libtard: REEEEEEEEEEEEE
by NotMakai November 5, 2018
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This can be as simple as adding a pair of ears and a tail or can be as intricate as a complete fur coat.
This can be as simple as adding a pair of ears and a tail or can be as intricate as a complete fur coat.
by Ambassador of the Null June 18, 2013
Get the Furryified mug.An unsual syndrome on recieves after dating Fuzzy. Symptoms include love for Lupe Fiasco's music, a profound hatred of Lil' Wayne, and rapid unwanted weight gain.
by Mr.Fuzzy December 9, 2008
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