Furryitis

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The disease the transforms a normal Human into a Furry. Furryitis is contacted via the Internets, but is most common on 4Chan or 7Chan. Furryitis is caused by a parasitic microorganism known as a proto-Furry that enters the brain through the corneas when the victim sees to many Furry drawings or forum posts and converts them into a Furry. The only known cure for Furryitis is Shotgun Therapy.

Joey: "Doctor, I was reading some forum posts last night and now I have a strange desire to have sex dressed up like a fox."

Doctor: "Joey, I'm afraid you have Furryitis"

Joey: "Can you fix it?"

Doctor: "Yes, hold still" *Reaches under desk for shotgun*

Furryitis by Rocket Jesus June 30, 2011

Words you can keep

Furrytastic

Means excellent and happy. Used a lot towards furries.

Flowers: Brendan you were so furrytastic on the field today!
Brendan: rawrrrr thank grrrr you mooooo!!! *pets feet*
Ally: Grawllll Brendan! *stares at feet*
The saxophone section: AWHOOOOOOOOOO!

Furrytastic by JuliePooly September 2, 2022

Related Words

Furryitis • Furryfish • Fortyitis • Furriism • Furryified • furrylistical • furrymisaki • furrypiss • Furrytastic • Fuzzyitis

Fortyitis

A medical disease of which the only symptom is compulsive lying. This disease is commonly found in individuals from Rexdale.

Sample statements from a person with fortyitis:

"Man, in Rexdale, I saw a guy get thrown off a building. Body bounced five feet in the air."

"...Woke up the next day at home, and my ma says to me "why's a bootprint on my face?" I told her, "Ma, I got in a fight with a cop."

"This one time, I was takin' out the garbage, and I passed out in the corral. Woke up 40 minutes later.

Fortyitis by 40life December 2, 2009

furrypiss

a very sexy tiktok account with sexy videos and a sexy owner lol.

manny: have you heard about that tiktok account? i think its called furrypiss.
jerome: ooh yes i have ! i think the owner is hot.

furrypiss by catanus April 14, 2021

Furriism

A mental condition that makes someone so dumb they think they are an animal.

Smart guy: since people with furriismthink they are animals doesn’t that mean that you can hunt them?
Libtard: REEEEEEEEEEEEE

Furriism by NotMakai November 5, 2018

Furryified

The state in which a something is made INFINITELY better by making... it... FURRY...
This can be as simple as adding a pair of ears and a tail or can be as intricate as a complete fur coat.

Miku Hatsune < FURRYIFIED Miku Hatsune

Furryified by Ambassador of the Null June 18, 2013

Fuzzyitis

An unsual syndrome on recieves after dating Fuzzy. Symptoms include love for Lupe Fiasco's music, a profound hatred of Lil' Wayne, and rapid unwanted weight gain.

"I just broke up with Fuzzy, I hope I dont catch Fuzzyitis."

Fuzzyitis by Mr.Fuzzy December 9, 2008

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026