Furryitis

The disease the transforms a normal Human into a Furry. Furryitis is contacted via the Internets, but is most common on 4Chan or 7Chan. Furryitis is caused by a parasitic microorganism known as a proto-Furry that enters the brain through the corneas when the victim sees to many Furry drawings or forum posts and converts them into a Furry. The only known cure for Furryitis is Shotgun Therapy.

Joey: "Doctor, I was reading some forum posts last night and now I have a strange desire to have sex dressed up like a fox."

Doctor: "Joey, I'm afraid you have Furryitis"

Joey: "Can you fix it?"

Doctor: "Yes, hold still" *Reaches under desk for shotgun*

Furryitis by Rocket Jesus June 30, 2011

Furrytastic

Means excellent and happy. Used a lot towards furries.

Flowers: Brendan you were so furrytastic on the field today!
Brendan: rawrrrr thank grrrr you mooooo!!! *pets feet*
Ally: Grawllll Brendan! *stares at feet*
The saxophone section: AWHOOOOOOOOOO!

Furrytastic by JuliePooly September 2, 2022

Fortyitis 

A medical disease of which the only symptom is compulsive lying. This disease is commonly found in individuals from Rexdale.

Sample statements from a person with fortyitis:

"Man, in Rexdale, I saw a guy get thrown off a building. Body bounced five feet in the air."

"...Woke up the next day at home, and my ma says to me "why's a bootprint on my face?" I told her, "Ma, I got in a fight with a cop."

"This one time, I was takin' out the garbage, and I passed out in the corral. Woke up 40 minutes later.

Fortyitis by 40life December 2, 2009

furrypiss

a very sexy tiktok account with sexy videos and a sexy owner lol.

manny: have you heard about that tiktok account? i think its called furrypiss.
jerome: ooh yes i have ! i think the owner is hot.

furrypiss by catanus April 14, 2021

Furriism 

A mental condition that makes someone so dumb they think they are an animal.

Smart guy: since people with furriismthink they are animals doesn’t that mean that you can hunt them?
Libtard: REEEEEEEEEEEEE

Furriism by NotMakai November 5, 2018

Furryified 

The state in which a something is made INFINITELY better by making... it... FURRY...
This can be as simple as adding a pair of ears and a tail or can be as intricate as a complete fur coat.

Miku Hatsune < FURRYIFIED Miku Hatsune

Furryified by Ambassador of the Null June 18, 2013

Fuzzyitis 

An unsual syndrome on recieves after dating Fuzzy. Symptoms include love for Lupe Fiasco's music, a profound hatred of Lil' Wayne, and rapid unwanted weight gain.

"I just broke up with Fuzzy, I hope I dont catch Fuzzyitis."

Fuzzyitis by Mr.Fuzzy December 9, 2008