shitting dicks

an extremely bad situation.

I'm going to be shitting dicks at school tomorrow.

by i really have to take a showa December 6, 2010

shittingQ

while you are taking a dump, you play with your dick and twist it around to a form of a Q. takes a lot of energy and stamina, but when you do it, its totally worth the effort

...and then take a picture and put it on myspace

"dude, last night i did a shittingQ"
"wow, how long did it take?"
"about 40 minutes, that q is a tough letter"
"shit man, you got some skillz"
"yea i know, it already got 15 pic comments on myspace"

by she's a mitch August 28, 2008

Skype shitting

Talking on Skype with someone while pooping

Mom: Who are you skyping with?
Girl: My boyfriend
Mom: Is he on the toilet?
Girl: It's called Skype shitting.

by IDon'tPickMyNose November 25, 2010

Power Shitting

The act of getting pumped up, typically with music, while taking a heavy ass shit

Dude I had the greatest power shitting session this morning

by Therealestog February 4, 2015

shilling shitter

n.

1. Describes an individual who is a spendthrift, yet stingy where it counts.

1. "Did you see that dickhead? $50 bill and he didn't even leave a tip, the cocksucking shilling shitter!"

by ukilledthecat July 28, 2007

Shitting Silent

When taking a shit in a public restroom, your in a stall, letting loose. All of a sudden someone enters, and you do all your best to keep your shit sounds at a minimum. This also applies for first dates and family parties.

I had the runs and was taking a shit, when all of a sudden a bunch of guys walked into the bathroom. I spent the next 2 minutes shitting silent until they left.

by Qweezy December 14, 2009

bull shittin

juss having meaningless conversation with ppl that r more intelligent then that

yo lets bullshit

by yello January 4, 2004