Shaved Lincoln

A sex act between two men that requires: Whip cream, a razor, and a five dollar bill. The act begins with your friend spraying the whip cream in your mouth till it's almost full, then he will take the razor and scrap all the whip cream out of your mouth, cutting your tongue open while doing so. He will then take the five dollar bill and place it on his penis, making sure that Lincoln's face is on the tip. The penis with the five dollar bill on it will then be inserted into the other man's bleeding mouth, soaking up the blood in the process.

"Would you like to try a Shaved Lincoln later?"

by BananaPajama June 22, 2013

Mango Shaved Ice

When you trick another person eating mango shaved ice that "mango shaved ice" has some sort of disgusting sexual connotation much like "strawberry shortcake" does, causing them to immediately stop.

Person A: Dude, are you aware that mango shaved ice is a sexual technique? It's even worse than strawberry shortcake! BEWARE OF THESE CONVOLUTED FOOD ITEMS.

Person B (Eating mango shaved ice): OMFGWTFBBQ *SPITS OUT EVERYTHING HE OR SHE IS EATING.*
Person A: :D

by RRondo April 4, 2010

Your House is House Shaped

You're doing something correctly.

The name stems from the act of drawing something and the accuracy of it's shape.

House = the act of doing something
Shape = how well you're doing it.

The farther away the house is from being house-shaped, the worse the person is at whatever they're trying to do.

Guy #1: I drew this house, but I think it looks more like a banana.
Guy #2: Naw man, your house is house shaped!

by RykaLily August 17, 2011

heart shaped glasses

a nickname for a guy who has a funny shaped dick

girl 1: I always call my boyfriend "heart shaped glasses" because he has a funny shaped dick

girl 2: really?! so do I

by wjk December 19, 2007

sawed off

sawed off is what u call someone who is very short and stumpy (or has one limb shorter than the other

"i have had enough of dom that sawed off bastard"

by ac January 23, 2004

SHAWXED

An individual who consumes material that contains a high percentage of graphite and steel.

That nigga Abe shwaxed that brick truck!

by Nader Tohamy May 3, 2005

Shahed

Shahed is the name of a person who is actually a legend. He is cool, smart, athletic, talented, basically all in one. Shaheds usually have confidence issues from time to time, because they are unaware of the great number of people that adore them. A Shahed can be a nice and a cute guy, but he can also be the most badass dude youve seen. (Might steal your girl in no time )

Person 1 : Woah, is that shahed ?

Person 2: Who's that ?
Person 1: The coolest guy in town

by Thefactpreacher185 May 29, 2019