Shart Hound

1.) Someone who has an uncanny ability to call people out for sharting

I didn't think anyone noticed when I sharted in class yesterday until that Shart Hound sitting two rows behind me called me out.

by Cunt Wizard December 9, 2014

shart house

A restaurant, or fine eating establishment which begs you to question the risk/reward of their deliciousness of food vs. the time it takes for you to completely shit your pants after eating. "Shart Houses," usually refer to "Short Order," restaurants where the food is questionably prepared by often unsavory employees; however, the food tastes so good you don't care if you blow your o-ring and completely ruin your trousers.

Example 1: "Let's go eat at John's restaurant. That place is a REAL shart house."

Conversation:
Friend 1: "All that's open now is that shart house, John's."
Friend 2: "Fuck it, let's go."
Friend 1: "We can order a bowl rattler special."

by ZT14 July 2, 2016

wet shart

liquid poop farts

wow that was one juicy wet shart that jack just had

by slutforsharts January 19, 2019

Barf-shart

Situation where one vomits from the mouth and excretes human waste from the anus at the same time. Can be caused from laughing, ridiculous weirdness or excess consumption of alcohol.

He was so smashed that he barf-sharted.

I was laughing so hard that I barf-sharted.

by BAsch July 10, 2010

Schrodinger's Shart

When you are unsure if you farted or sharted, but you're too afraid to move from a sitting position to find out.

Hey man I farted but it smells like a shart. I don't feel anything, could it be a schrodinger's shart?

by dnet November 19, 2014

Shart Sausage

An extreme form of your usual Shart or even more extreme Mudslide. A Shart Sausage occurs when your butthole is so loose, what you believe to be passing wind turns out to be a fully formed bottom log implanted directly into your underoos.

Example

Dude #1: "As if my life needed to be more embarrassing, I totally just let go a Shart Sausage."

Dude #2: Seriously?! Did you leave your buttplug in again? How is that possible?

Dude #1: A cursed combo of Indian and several ounces of cheese...

by Antimattergizmo April 19, 2017

meticulous shart

a dapper young man that gets all the bitches who is best friends with jamal goongus and quandale dingle

"damn bro meticulous shart just stole my bitch"
"ya bro he gets all the bitches"

by jamal pringle tickle-bottom II April 19, 2022