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Seed

A guy that tries to talk to a lot of different girls.
My teacher is a seed.
by WHY314 October 3, 2015
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Bail Seeds

Setting yourself up to smoothly bail on future plans by subtly planting fake obstacles that may potentially hinder your involvement in said plans. Once you use that obstacle to bail (usually at the last minute), your seeds have fully blossomed.
NICK: "You're still coming to the club tonight right?"
AUSTIN: "That's the plan...I have keep an eye on my email though because my boss might give me some work, but I should be good."
NICK: "Dude. Get your bail seeds out of my fucking face."
by og_mateo91 September 28, 2015
mugGet the Bail Seedsmug.

Satan’s seed

Another term used to define ranch dressing, the preferred sauce of the devil
Donna profusely spread satan’s seed all over her salad
by Moose lips January 30, 2019
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Super-seeded it

When someone kills a joke, usually by adding an extra part which tends not to be funny, (see example)
Lee "Volcanoes in Iceland, what's next Earthquakes in Tesco"
Alex "Yeah, and Tsunamis in Sainsbury's"
Lee "Super-seeded it!"

killed it
by Ivor B. Igmouth July 4, 2010
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Sad seeds

Dry those sad seeds, it's nothing to cry about!
by Woodswoman February 20, 2022
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