My teacher is a seed.
by WHY314 October 3, 2015

by .0.7.9.7.1.5.3.7.4.6.5.9.7.3.4 May 8, 2025

Setting yourself up to smoothly bail on future plans by subtly planting fake obstacles that may potentially hinder your involvement in said plans. Once you use that obstacle to bail (usually at the last minute), your seeds have fully blossomed.
NICK: "You're still coming to the club tonight right?"
AUSTIN: "That's the plan...I have keep an eye on my email though because my boss might give me some work, but I should be good."
NICK: "Dude. Get your bail seeds out of my fucking face."
AUSTIN: "That's the plan...I have keep an eye on my email though because my boss might give me some work, but I should be good."
NICK: "Dude. Get your bail seeds out of my fucking face."
by og_mateo91 September 28, 2015

by Moose lips January 30, 2019

When someone kills a joke, usually by adding an extra part which tends not to be funny, (see example)
Lee "Volcanoes in Iceland, what's next Earthquakes in Tesco"
Alex "Yeah, and Tsunamis in Sainsbury's"
Lee "Super-seeded it!"
killed it
Alex "Yeah, and Tsunamis in Sainsbury's"
Lee "Super-seeded it!"
killed it
by Ivor B. Igmouth July 4, 2010
