Dorty Sanchez

When you take some ones finger who is passed out stick it in some one else's rectum and then proceed to rub under their nose with it

I hate zack price he is a dorty Sanchez

by Mendenstine May 1, 2014

phantom sanchez

you fuck a chick doggy style. during the sex you stick your finger in her ass and wave it under her nose just so she can smell it.

Did you give that girl a phantom sanchez last night?

by KidDP345 June 11, 2006

alex sanchez

Guy with microscopic penis. Even for a god.

Sam is being a Alex sanchez.

by Asdf2490 March 9, 2016

impossible sanchez

Fucking yourself in the ass while punching yourself in the face. See mobius punch.

Who's got two thumbs and is about to perform the impossible sanchez? This guy.

by sinistlor November 17, 2009

sanchez bump

The increase in web traffic you receive after appearing on CNN's Rick Sanchez Show. Alternatively, a sexual maneuver performed while watching CNN's Rick Sanchez Show in a damp Extended Stay hotel room.

"Dude, you should see the sanchez bump I just got! No, on my website. Not in a hotel room. That's gross. You're gross."

by sanchezfan86 March 16, 2009

rosy sanchez

When your female partner is menstrating and she draws a mustashe on your face. Can also be done during intercourse. Simlar to red wings only in that menses ends up on the face. In this case the mustache is purposefully drawn.

After the fight they'd just had, she decided to give him a rosy sanchez

by Katyklysm June 23, 2011

Jimmy Sanchez

The same thing as a Dirty Sanchez except with a condom. (Referencing the condoms nickname being "Jimmy".)

"I Jimmy Sanchez'd Darla the other night.

by vooobooooweeew August 23, 2014