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San Fransisco Cocksucker 

1. Also known as a San Fran, a person who acts like an asshole for no reason at all

2. Someone who does something extremely irrational
1. Let me inside the club you Sanfransico Cocksucker

2. What do you mean you arent going to drive me to the game? Quit being a San Fransisco Cocksucker.

San Fransisco Finger Trap 

Taking the foreskin of one penis and wraping it around another.
Todds penis was caught in Greggs San Fransisco Finger Trap...

San Franciscan Kiss 

The act of two males masturbating with one another. Whilst doing this, one male close to orgasm will place the tip of his urethra with the other male's urethra and ejaculate inside.
Note to self: Never ask for a San Franciscan Kiss in San Francisco. Hell, never ask for one.

San Fransico Treat 

Rice-a-roni? I don't think so... When a male proceeds to insert his penis into another male's rectum and engage in sexual intercourse. The man performing the act must then ejaculate(skeet skeet) within the other man's bowels, the receiver then drops his glazed fecies into a bowl and the thruster then continues by eating the freshly made San Fransico Treat.
"Did you hear those guys Richard and Huey have been counting how many San Fransico Treats that they have eaten during the past week? They're into the double digit figures!"

San Fransisco Half-Pipe 

When two dudes ride the same longboard and have sex at the same time. The humping motion keeps the board in motion.
I saw two hippies riding one longboard today! It was a total San Fransisco half-pipe.

San Franciscan Pileup 

The act of two males masturbating with one another and ejaculating at the same exact time. The result is the ejaculated sperm colliding with one another.
This should not be confused with a "San Franciscan Kiss", which is similar, but one male ejaculates into the urethra of another man during or before the other male's orgasm.
"Man, did you see Jack & Terry's room?"
"Yeah. It looked like a pulled a San Franciscan Pileup on the place!"