sheyda saljoughian

micropenis. balding. chumbucket.

sheyda saljoughian: an extra juicy obese slut ;)

by kool321 May 18, 2022

filip sambor

a nice guy but at times he can get a little touchy in the bad way

filip sambor bummed sinead today

by will nixon September 24, 2022

Smocked samlon

When a person gives a blowjob, then spits the semen back onto the penis, the portion of this mixture that connects from the mouth to the penis like a gooey string

Nothing gets Shawn more excited than getting a smocked samlon after getting blown by a midget tranny

by Hollow Rollo August 4, 2023

Wet Samoan

Before or After Sex you piss on a Pacific Islander.

Yeah I was with Nicki the other night, the Hawaiian, yeah I gave her a Wet Samoan.

by Littywitties May 26, 2024

Otis sammon

My Maths teacher and was a boxer and his bestie is mr t***

Hi Otis sammon

by Tutu pancake March 4, 2025

chilling in samoa

having sex on a beach or coastal place outdoors and/or in public
applying self-pleasure on a beach or coastal place outdoors and/or in public without paying attention to anyone who might be watching
displaying public nudity with confidence

"hey, you busy now?"
"just chilling in samoa"

by kfj August 26, 2014

Toad River Sambo

When you steal someone’s identity, then fuck your own mother.

I pulled a Toad River Sambo because no one thought I would be capable of being an incredulous, psychotic douche bag.

by tumblebeerumble April 1, 2022