salt and pepper

when a woman allows her enormous boobs to hang out so much that it looks trashy and slutty

(Sitting in a diner, talking casually, one of the gentlemen looks over yonder and nods his head in dissapointment.)
David: Mike, what are you shaking your head at?
Mike: David, I always feel so deppressed when a woman has salt and pepper.
William Sledd (aka the coolest gay man ever):Oh I know, me too Mike, that woman should never let them hang out that far.

by The Bombdiggietest December 17, 2006

Salt peter

another name for cum, or man juice

The girl that sucked me off las night was so bad i just had to
spray my salt peter up her nostral

by Jamie June 17, 2006

salt'd

when somebody gets a salt shaker and dumps a bunch of salt on your head. can also be called salt'd when some guy dumps a bunch of salt down your shirt. basically anything to do with salt in palces its not supposed to be.

Omigee. You just got salt'd.

by *Kate Teh Gangster April 30, 2006

salt block

The act of going down on a female (generally an unattractive one) in order to get them to agree or commit to something they would otherwise not.

Man, I don't have any cash for a tip so you might need to salt block our waitress Rhonda

by dutch bulb July 19, 2011

Salt Wash

When a male ejaculates onto a female, when in the shower.

Joel: Did you get up to anything interesting last night?

Gemma: Nah, me and Josh had a salt wash, that was all.

by Jesus-Called-Me-A-Dick December 20, 2014

Salt Treatment

When someone acting salty as fuck for a extended period of time.

"Dude she been giving me the salt treatment for like 2 weeks now because i forgot her favorite color."

by Optimo April 25, 2015

salt week

The week before a vacation in which all students become exceeding salty and toxic

Person 1: bruh why are y’all teachers makin’ us do work, it’s the week before vacation

Person 2: dude calm down it’s salt week

by Splendidwizard1 February 15, 2018