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Garage Sale

Badly prolapsed asshole. I mean... they are all bad. So... worse?
Let's put it in the garage sale.

I got it from a garage sale.
Your mom loves garage sales. So does my dad.
by penis exhalation October 19, 2019
mugGet the Garage Salemug.

not for sale

If something is not for sale, then it's something that you're dying to have, but not sold at any grocery store. It's akin to extra screen time allotment that you start to deserve once you subscribe to 600+ YouTube channels, but it's something you cannot easily obtain from your parents.
That new gaming console is definitely not for sale; I’ve tried everything to convince my parents, but they just won’t budge!
by Emotional Cruiser August 22, 2025
mugGet the not for salemug.

Sales crack

In the any sales role. A big sale with low margin is considered Sales Crack. The first sale (hit) is amazing, but afterwards you continue to chase it to reap the same reward and never get that benefit of the first time.
Jesse sold a catering job at much less than she should have. Now shes on sales crack and will continue selling at that margin to keep her employees working but doesn’t see any profit for all the work.
by Sellbot May 10, 2023
mugGet the Sales crackmug.

KY yard sale

A KY yard sale is the burning of your other half’s items after a traumatic breakup, ie….cheating and the like. Similar to throwing out the window to destroy items.
Damn, did you see the KY yard sale after Denise caught Dwight cheating on her.

Bro, it was the talk of the neighborhood for weeks.

Yep, see you Dwight and damn.
by No Slacker December 26, 2022
mugGet the KY yard salemug.

garage sale

a sale at some1's garage selling old junk for only a penny each
I went to a garage sale yesterday and got a beat up bike for only a penny!
by Jenerator August 30, 2003
mugGet the garage salemug.

vampire garage sale

When your partner is having their period
Jenny is having a vampire garage sale this week, stay clear.
by Alavello March 9, 2014
mugGet the vampire garage salemug.

“Garage sale at 1223”

Dan went to a “garage sale at 1223” and got herpes.
by anonymous March 13, 2023
mugGet the “Garage sale at 1223”mug.

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