by elsolitario157 June 02, 2020
by elsolitario157 June 02, 2020
When your wife is shitfaced and you want some trim, so as soon as you get in the house you race upstairs in order to get some before she passes out. With boots, jeans and undies flying all over you lay into it before she goes catatonic.
Trudie and I were out drinking last night and she got so shitfaced I had to pull the Speed Racer Yard Sale before she passed out. She didn't remember it the next morning and wondered why our room looked like a skiing accident.
by Scotty Nice December 11, 2019
A weekend cash-raising event where either you are selling strips of sod from your front lawn, or all the items for sale are three feet long.
I was gonna widen the asphalt parking-area in front of my house, so I carefully cut the grassy sod into easy-to-manage three-foot-long strips, neatly rolled it up and bagged it, and then held a yard sale.
by QuacksO September 09, 2018
Pretty much a place that you get stuff to sell on eBay, and then pretty much they are wound up on other one of these places so another person can sell it on eBay and so forth
Oh I found this eBay item on a yard sale...lets put that back on eBay because it is crap and make some more money than 75 cents
by Kyle 230 April 28, 2010
a derogatory term for a middle school/freshman girl.
Most effective when yelled at said girl(s) from a distance.
Most effective when yelled at said girl(s) from a distance.
Guy : "Show me your titties!"
Girl : *keeps walking*
Guy : "Yard Sale!!!"
Girl : "What???"
Guy : "lol"
Girl : *keeps walking*
Guy : "Yard Sale!!!"
Girl : "What???"
Guy : "lol"
by shotdownNflames August 12, 2007