STINKING LINCOLN

WHEN YOU PICK UP A RANDON SKANK FROM A BAR.BANG HER TILL SHE PASSES OUT.PULL OUT A FIVE DOLLAR BILL WIPE YOU ASS WITH IT STICK IT TO HER FOUR HEAD. PUT YOUR PANTS ON AND GO HOME!

Jake you won't belive what Peeps did last night... Ya man I heard he gave that chick from the bar a stinking lincoln then went to showtown... no shit....

by jonny roast beef July 8, 2010

swinging chandelier

When a girl is on her stomach, tying her both arms and legs together behind her into one large knot. Then hanging her from the ceiling. Preferably done so a bed is underneath (in case the roof caves in)
Then, swinging her back and forth so that as she swings forward, her mouth goes onto one guys penis. The guy thrusts with his dick and "passes her to the other guy and as she swings back the other guy is there and he puts his penis into her vagina or into her ass.

"Let's give her the swinging chandelier"
"Alright, make sure this time you pass her to me, though"

by Llamapalooza October 17, 2008

swinging cowbelly

Dropping your balls into a girls mouth and putting the tip of the penis toward her nose.

That bitch loved when i gave her the ol' swinging cowbelly!

by b0b707 March 7, 2003

slinging pune

a phrase used to describe someone who acquires pussy left and right

Yo man that mother fucker was slinging pune once he got jacked!

by costa papa July 14, 2006

swinging death

a soft penis that is soon to be agressively erect

the man had three inches of swinging death hanging down

by rosemary m May 8, 2007

Singing Susan

A Singing Susan is when during sex, air is trapped and compressed inside the vagina and upon subsequent entries by the man's penis, the air is compressed to the point where it forcefully exits the vaginal canal to relieve and equalize the pressure. The sounds of the air rushing out is principally the same as the familiar queef. While a potential source of embarassment for the girl, the gentleman can rest easy knowing the size of his johnson was the most likely cause.

While having sex, John's unit continuously pounded Jessica's pussy until it sang a short tune.
Jessica thus committed a Singing Susan.

by Rew Nelson May 23, 2008

mumble singing

Where someone doesn't use there voice to actually sing. Basically just a slow mumbling quite song.

Golly, it sucks that some songs are "mumble singing" these days.

by 4th Sin June 10, 2019