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Capri Son

Verb, Adjective, Noun

When you suck the sh** out ya partner's genitals and it makes them release all their juices.

Inspired by how a Capri Sun juice looks after you've drank all of its juices. The person who has been Capri Son'd will need cuddles and will most likely fall asleep right after this special event. They have been dominated by the Capri Son'er noun.

Variations:

1. Capri Son'd - Adjective, Verb
2. Capri Son'er - Noun, Dominant person
3. Capri Son'ee - Noun, Recipient

Note: As the Capri Son'er, you must be aware of your generosity and power. Please make sure to praise your partner's genitals in the process and also give thanks for the powers of the juices after. This will ensure the release you are manifesting.
Oh my God, they just Capri Son'd me!

She tried to Capri Son me!
by Captain Capri November 3, 2021
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Sons Of Alamo

A really great indie rock band from Sydney, Australia.
Have you heard Sons Of Alamo? Really great sound. You should check them out.
by jjjmilson March 18, 2014
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sons of steel

Sons of Steel is the name of a very weak fantasy football team. A team that has never won anything.

A team that's excited to receive a participation award.
by Eskimo-Brother June 1, 2016
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Son of a milk

When you accidently curse and then replace it with milk.
Friend: Son of a bitc- oh I mean son of a milk, sorry.
by poode December 19, 2016
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Son of a chicken

Son of a chicken has the same exact meaning as son of a bitch. The difference is that this word can be used at school in front of your teachers or in front of your little brother/sister
by Midnight1873 August 12, 2022
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Heupel's Son

All around outdoor man who is a natural born cold blooded killer. If you are a deer, stay far far away from this savage. Give him an LPVO and a handful of 300blk and he will rule the world. Although he has no experience carrying, he will surely tell you that safeties are unnecessary on your EDC because his safety is between his ears.
You better watch out for Heupel's son, word around town is he secretly sucks cocks.
by seth's dad May 8, 2021
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Son of Milf

The son of a MILF whose actual name is forever meaningless, overshadowed by his mother's beautiful mommaries.
...I'm about to say hello when I notice she's holding a bundled blanket, and sure enough I see Son of MILF, sucking on her beautiful mommaries in broad daylight.
by RedMist September 23, 2010
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