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twice-shat mofoe

this term is related from a scientific dialogue between to bio-scientists.

"yo look at that guy...shat-twice jerk!stupid son of a chicken..."
A: roosters do have genitals!

B: actually they don't. . . . nature made him his bitch. . . . he only has a cloark or something. . . anyway the same as a chicken. . .

A:i know...they are cloark animals...chickens do give birth the same hole they shittin out...

B:but you forgot to mention that first the rooster jerks his seed out of the same hole he shits. . . . so theoretically a new born chicken just gets shat twice. . . .

A:good point there...just biologically and scientificly talkin...

B:I'm workin on a new song with ma boy Phil C. . . . "Oooooooooh shat twice - SHAT TWIIII-HII-IIICE - 'cause it's a nother day for you and me to make some shyte"

A:she walks down to man on the streets, sir can you help me...she got blisters all over her cloark...she be shittin birth to a baby...oooohooh shat twice...cuz it's another day for you and me in paradiiiiiise...oooohoho shat twice...cuz it's another day for you, for you and me in being vaginally birthed-paradise...

B:love the ending

A:i do...we should do some music together along with philly c hustlin on the drums...

B:on the drums. . . .where he belongs. . . . twice-shat mofoe. . .
by Dr. Shat February 4, 2009
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Fa Shat ne' Fine

Awesome; Fine as in how a person looks.
Hey she looks Fa Shat ne' Fine!. That is Not Fa Shat ne' Fine!
by Scruffy Yak December 7, 2010
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fold dat shat

1. a black term made up by a dumbass cracka.

2. it means to give up on a poker hand when you fucking suck.

3. It is also used at random times inappropriately by faggots.

4. It can also be used when referring to backing out of, a lets just homo relationship. Aka very prude!

5. It is often said by African Americans while they fold pussy flaps.

6. A less often used way is when faggots say fold that shit and they only refer to number 2.
1. Luke had a douce(not douche) and a queen. FOLD DAT SHAT!
2. My girlfriend is so damn prude. Mccracka-FOLD DAT SHAT!
3. Black guy- yo mayne i just got sum whore. Other negro- FOLD DAT SHAT!
4.Fag-i love rabbits. other fag-dude u should so totally FOLD DAT SHAT!
by braveslovamotha March 6, 2010
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jump-shat

the action of pooping when realizing there is no toilet paper left so one must jump or hop to another bathroom to finish whiping ones bum.
man!, im out of toilet paper....well i guess i need to jump-shat it.
by blah's February 26, 2011
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Dumb Shat

Someone who is literally dumb therefore Drew and Brooke
That boy is a dumb shat
by Dumb shat June 9, 2018
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Phat Shat

When you are playing the game Overwatch and hit more than 1 enemy with Reinhardt's ultimate ability Earthshatter.
I was playing Overwatch last night and I got a Phat Shat. Hit at LEAST 1 person
by geekzoid June 14, 2018
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Chit Shat

A chit-chat (or informal conversation) where the participants talk shit, often due to intoxication.
"Hey, *hic* you know time is a flat circle"
"Ya chit shattin' m8"
by Mordis September 18, 2018
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