ass-shart

When a place/thing smells like weed and shit at the same time.

Me: DUDE! The hallway smells like total ass-shart!

Dude: Some one musta ripped a big one!

by alenboiy12783 November 21, 2019

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Shart Hound

1.) Someone who has an uncanny ability to call people out for sharting

I didn't think anyone noticed when I sharted in class yesterday until that Shart Hound sitting two rows behind me called me out.

by Cunt Wizard December 09, 2014

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wet shart

liquid poop farts

wow that was one juicy wet shart that jack just had

by slutforsharts January 20, 2019

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Mexican Shart

This is the Mother of all sharts. When you try to simply fart and power spray liquid shit which soaks through your underwear and runs down the back of your legs.

We all had to take a pay cut to keep our jobs. Then we found out the asshole paid his son in law a 9K bonus for being a summer intern. I ate a whole jar of jalapenos and sprayed his front door with a Mexican Shart! You can still see the stains from the runny shit!!

by DJ SK1 "Spankamus Khan" October 10, 2010

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mustard shart

The liquid that shoots out of a mustard container when you're expecting mustard, and not mustard juice/liquid.

This ruins a sandwich, even though you may have taken the percaution of squeezing it over the sink before your sandwich.

"damn, I made an awesome sandwich, but then I topped it off with mustard, and I got a nasty mustard shart instead!!"

by chipoperson February 13, 2010

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