Accidental shit that was wrongly anticipated to be a fart, which when left to dry forms a sometimes interesting crusted pattern on underwear.
Sold for a lucrative profit to any number of tosser art dealers who interpret the soiled garment(s) as the work of divine genius.
Sold for a lucrative profit to any number of tosser art dealers who interpret the soiled garment(s) as the work of divine genius.
Those scotch bonnets last night led to accidental sharting earlier. I nearly threw away my Calvin Kleins! Luckily I had the sense to dry them on the radiator and sell the result for six figures on ebay to this insane art dealer. who thought the image looked like the last supper. I call in modern shart!
by RandyRhoads84 December 22, 2020
An extreme form of your usual Shart or even more extreme Mudslide. A Shart Sausage occurs when your butthole is so loose, what you believe to be passing wind turns out to be a fully formed bottom log implanted directly into your underoos.
Example
Dude #1: "As if my life needed to be more embarrassing, I totally just let go a Shart Sausage."
Dude #2: Seriously?! Did you leave your buttplug in again? How is that possible?
Dude #1: A cursed combo of Indian and several ounces of cheese...
Dude #1: "As if my life needed to be more embarrassing, I totally just let go a Shart Sausage."
Dude #2: Seriously?! Did you leave your buttplug in again? How is that possible?
Dude #1: A cursed combo of Indian and several ounces of cheese...
by Antimattergizmo April 20, 2017
A restaurant, or fine eating establishment which begs you to question the risk/reward of their deliciousness of food vs. the time it takes for you to completely shit your pants after eating. "Shart Houses," usually refer to "Short Order," restaurants where the food is questionably prepared by often unsavory employees; however, the food tastes so good you don't care if you blow your o-ring and completely ruin your trousers.
Example 1: "Let's go eat at John's restaurant. That place is a REAL shart house."
Conversation:
Friend 1: "All that's open now is that shart house, John's."
Friend 2: "Fuck it, let's go."
Friend 1: "We can order a bowl rattler special."
Conversation:
Friend 1: "All that's open now is that shart house, John's."
Friend 2: "Fuck it, let's go."
Friend 1: "We can order a bowl rattler special."
by ZT14 July 02, 2016
Situation where one vomits from the mouth and excretes human waste from the anus at the same time. Can be caused from laughing, ridiculous weirdness or excess consumption of alcohol.
by BAsch July 09, 2010
The liquid that shoots out of a mustard container when you're expecting mustard, and not mustard juice/liquid.
This ruins a sandwich, even though you may have taken the percaution of squeezing it over the sink before your sandwich.
This ruins a sandwich, even though you may have taken the percaution of squeezing it over the sink before your sandwich.
"damn, I made an awesome sandwich, but then I topped it off with mustard, and I got a nasty mustard shart instead!!"
by chipoperson February 13, 2010
I accidenatly did a shart splart while at the pub
by Fritzjim April 16, 2017
by ThatOneDud November 01, 2018