bag of sharts

underpants full of shits and farts

Me: Yo I just emitted a bag of sharts
Seana: Fuckin discusting

Mike: Really Dude

by ThatOneDud November 1, 2018

Mexican Shart

This is the Mother of all sharts. When you try to simply fart and power spray liquid shit which soaks through your underwear and runs down the back of your legs.

We all had to take a pay cut to keep our jobs. Then we found out the asshole paid his son in law a 9K bonus for being a summer intern. I ate a whole jar of jalapenos and sprayed his front door with a Mexican Shart! You can still see the stains from the runny shit!!

by DJ SK1 "Spankamus Khan" October 12, 2010

Shart Sausage

An extreme form of your usual Shart or even more extreme Mudslide. A Shart Sausage occurs when your butthole is so loose, what you believe to be passing wind turns out to be a fully formed bottom log implanted directly into your underoos.

Example

Dude #1: "As if my life needed to be more embarrassing, I totally just let go a Shart Sausage."

Dude #2: Seriously?! Did you leave your buttplug in again? How is that possible?

Dude #1: A cursed combo of Indian and several ounces of cheese...

by Antimattergizmo April 19, 2017

Schrodinger's Shart

When you are unsure if you farted or sharted, but you're too afraid to move from a sitting position to find out.

Hey man I farted but it smells like a shart. I don't feel anything, could it be a schrodinger's shart?

by dnet November 19, 2014

false shart

When you fart so propulsively, you believe a trace of shit particles escaped into your trousers. The ensuing five minutes of mental deliberation of whether you have any fecal matter in your pants is like a five yard false start penalty for an offense in football.

After eating shrimp at the Chinese buffet, I farted outside the restaurant. I wasn't sure if I crapped my pants, and it took me a while before I realized I just called a false shart penalty on myself.

by The Buttler December 7, 2014

Explosive Shart

When someone sharts but empties the contents of their bowel in an explosive like manner

I had 3 tacos yesterday and managed to do an explosive shart!

by Sir Autism January 20, 2018

Shart Hound

1.) Someone who has an uncanny ability to call people out for sharting

I didn't think anyone noticed when I sharted in class yesterday until that Shart Hound sitting two rows behind me called me out.

by Cunt Wizard December 9, 2014