Multi-national corporations, bankers, and politicians got us into this mess, but are asking Teachers, Nurses, Fire fighters, and Cops to make less money because we must make a shared sacrifice.
by salparadise March 18, 2011
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Male 2: Please....you in dick shape so we'll catch up in like an hour.
Male 1: Good point- aight. Make it 2 hours.
Male 2: Please....you in dick shape so we'll catch up in like an hour.
Male 1: Good point- aight. Make it 2 hours.
by dkyard October 17, 2008
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A female who, at first, comes across as, for lack of a better word, 'perfect.' Upon further examination, however, and as time progresses, the female will go through a series of changes, including but not limited to mood swings, lying, cheating, stealing of financial assets, using a male for transportation or expensive hand bags, and ultimately, the savage ripping out of the male human's intestines, heart, lungs, and stomach, leaving the male a puddle of broken hopes and dreams on the floor. Happy Birthday Gage.
Mother, I'm having a female come over for dinner tonight, if that's alright with father.' 'Is she a nice girl son? What is her name?' 'Don't worry mom, Susie's not a shapeshifter.
by Biggie Benny Brown Town August 15, 2010
Get the Shapeshifter mug.Shaved Ice is an inferior, smaller version of the vicious ping pong paddle known only as "The Icepick". Shaved Ice boasts a much higher speed bonus, but lacks in power and spin factor. It was invented by the same brilliant mind that invented "The Icepick" and has quite similar components.
The story of the creation of Shaved Ice is a rumor at best. Its validity has never been verified. It is said that Shaved Ice was created inside the crypts of death in the prison of Azkaban. The souls of a thousand dead warriors were used to make the hard as steel handle. Its rubber is said to be made out of the skin of the Loch-Ness monster and the cork in the paddle is made from the same wood that Jesus was crucified on.
Some stats of Shaved Ice:
Spin-Factor: +74
Power: +51
Speed: +92
The story of the creation of Shaved Ice is a rumor at best. Its validity has never been verified. It is said that Shaved Ice was created inside the crypts of death in the prison of Azkaban. The souls of a thousand dead warriors were used to make the hard as steel handle. Its rubber is said to be made out of the skin of the Loch-Ness monster and the cork in the paddle is made from the same wood that Jesus was crucified on.
Some stats of Shaved Ice:
Spin-Factor: +74
Power: +51
Speed: +92
Bob and Alice were playing ping pong, then out of nowhere, Bob whipped out Shaved Ice and moved it so fast that he became a blur of ping pong fury.
by mister cow December 28, 2007
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European head of NATO, and it's still the shittiest place to live. Nothing to do here. Ever. It completely sucks ass. do yourself a favor, and never, NEVER!, come to live here. You WILL regret it.
European head of NATO, and it's still the shittiest place to live. Nothing to do here. Ever. It completely sucks ass. do yourself a favor, and never, NEVER!, come to live here. You WILL regret it.
by Den Artema October 19, 2005
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by Bailers February 28, 2011
Get the Shapey mug.Drinking copious amounts of alcohol out of a broken lamp shade. Each participating degenerate takes turns chugging beer/liquor/mix out of said lamp shade. Probably in a Guelph, Ontario basement.
Nick: Yo Tim we don't have a funnel to chug the beer with
Tim: Here use this lamp shade
Nick: Sounds legit, lets get shaded.
Tim: Here use this lamp shade
Nick: Sounds legit, lets get shaded.
by barrington3 March 4, 2015
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