Toilet Seat Syndrome

Also known as TSS.
A very common, yet rarely talked about condition that males go through. Your about to sit down on the toilet seat to disperse your waste and halfway down your heart drops and you have a panic attack because you think you are going to sit on your testicles. You try to retreat but its too late and you sit down 100% safely. Usually followed by a great sigh of relief.

Many males suffer from TSS and sometimes have night tremors about it!

by Adam Howard August 17, 2005

Im not gay seat

A seat at a movie theater located directly between two homophobic straight males who are attending the film together.

"This theater wouldn't be so crowded if there weren't so many 'Im not gay seats' being taken! GAWD"

by Arianeeeee February 10, 2007

take several seats

When someone is doin' too much (or trying to hard) and just need to sit down somewhere and be quiet because they sound stupid.

Becky: *puts relaxer in her hair*
Becky: *is now bald*
Becky: I just wanted my hair to be straight
...Take several seats

by 😐😐😐😐 January 17, 2018

toilet seat butt

the imprint of the toilet seat on your butt. usually occurs when sitting on the seat for a long period of time.

Joe: oh my god, i just took a thirty minute dump
Tom: damn, you must have a bad case of toilet seat butt.
Joe: that i do my friend.

by tree meister November 25, 2011

back seat bingo

When you and your better half make out or more in the back seat of a vehicle

Girl: Would you like to play back seat bingo tonight by the lake?

Guy:Heck yea!!!! I just got the back seat, of my whip, reupholstered.

by daddybigbuks September 11, 2009

Dead Seat Driver

When you are playing a multi player video game and the person who just died thinks they are the shit and need to tell everybody else how to play the game.... as if they know how to play....

Dont tell me now to get the coins in this fucking game....you are just being a dead seat driver. Mind your own fucking guys.

by timusic March 24, 2010

not a dry seat in the house

The audience found a performance sexually stimulating.

At the porn theater, Ben said the movie was so hot, there was not a dry seat in the house!

by I, Wreckerrr February 27, 2017